Fish 'slipped' into boys penis..

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Fish 'slipped' into boys penis..

Post by LEQ » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:34 pm

Ummmmmmm...

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 95,00.html

Few months old but still..
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Post by kins83 » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:14 pm

:o That story is kind of funny and painful to read, at the same time. I was squirming when they talked about the procedure for getting it out.

Not sure about the alibi either...some sort of cheap thrill perhaps?
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Post by Dead Rats » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:27 pm

Fred Durst had a hot-god up his penis!!!
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Post by teir » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:54 pm

Dead Rats wrote:Fred Durst had a hot-god up his penis!!!
lol wtf!? yer he's def lying :lol: but can you imagine if it's true and it happend to you... :o
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Post by drksteppa » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:56 pm

According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
wtf? that doesn't make sense.

EPIC LOL
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Post by jiba » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:34 pm

drksteppa wrote:
According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
wtf? that doesn't make sense.

EPIC LOL
And that is why you should always wear pants whilst cleaning out the aquarium, don't they teach them the basics in school these days?
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Post by kamala » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:54 pm

right i was holding the fish while peeing which is a normal every day activity you see and it just somehow mysteriously ended up shoved way up my shaft. brilliant.
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Post by sarnian » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:03 pm

i have little white mice in mine.
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Post by jaybird » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:04 pm

dun act like none of you have never tried this..
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Post by 3rdeye » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:17 am

ahahaha.

"While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."


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Post by techdub » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

brilliant.
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Post by wurge » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:38 pm

theres so many things wrong with this article...
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Post by pdomino » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:46 am

Blatantly was trying to piss fish and got it wrong.
In south america these fish are ripe, dont pee in the river. Candiru fish.
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