How do you stop a Rhino from Charging?

luminarsi · Post by **luminarsi** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:28 am

why does snoop dog use an umbrella?

fo drizzle

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:31 am

2 blondes walk into a building.

You would of thought one of them would of seen it.

teqh · Post by **teqh** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:20 pm

why did the girl fall off the swing

Because she had no arms

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:30 pm

luminarsi wrote:why does snoop dog use an umbrella?

fo drizzle

why did snoop go to B n Q?

fo chizzle

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:40 pm

Are-K142 wrote:
luminarsi wrote:why does snoop dog use an umbrella?

fo drizzle
why did snoop go to B n Q?

fo chizzle

Why does snoop dogg like sausages

fo sizzle

dubsola · Post by **dubsola** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:54 pm

a man walks into a bar and he hears a voice say "you're a right shit, you are." he looks around and there's no-one there. he hears it again, saying "god, you're a tnuc. look at that ugly face."

still no-one there.

he walks up to the bar and hears another voice saying "wow, you're lovely you are. aren't you gorgeous?" he looks around, there's still nothing there.

he asks the barman where these voices are coming from. the barman says "Oh yeah, sorry about that. The peanuts are complimentary and the cigarette machine's out of order"

sqwol · Post by **sqwol** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:10 pm

What does snoop dog use in his luandry?

Bleeeachh!

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:16 pm

edit - i'm a tnuc; send hate to Diss04@hotmail.com

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:19 pm

tempromental wrote: A peado pulls up next to a boy and says "if i give you a sweet will you come in my car?"

The boy replies "give me the bag, and i'll cum in your mouth"

Diss04 wrote:a man drives up to a little boy "come in my car and i'll give you a sweet"

the boy replies "gimme the packet and i'll come in your mouth"

oh, First Fail Diss.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:20 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck

sqwol · Post by **sqwol** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:23 pm

you know how I know your gay? you write the same joke someone else already did.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:24 pm

bagelator wrote:what do you call a man with 100 rabbits up his arse.

luke warren

whats the best thing about fucking twenty two year olds?

there's twenty of 'em

sqwol · Post by **sqwol** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:26 pm

check mate

dubsteptim · Post by **dubsteptim** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:08 pm

two guys go into a bar.
the first guy turns to the other and says "while you've been away at college i've been fucking your mom every night"
the 2nd guy turns to him and says, "you must be really drunk dad"

teir · Post by **teir** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:11 pm

eLBe wrote:
Are-K142 wrote:
luminarsi wrote:why does snoop dog use an umbrella?

fo drizzle
why did snoop go to B n Q?

fo chizzle
Why does snoop dogg like sausages

fo sizzle

why does snoop dogg use conditioner?

fo frizzle

sqwol · Post by **sqwol** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:14 pm

what does snoop dog use to wash his car?

His ho's.

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:04 pm

how do you get a baby to stop crying

turn on the blender

..

how do you get baby out of blender

tortilla chips

thomas e. griffin · Post by **thomas e. griffin** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:05 pm

What did the constipated mathematician do?

Worked it out with a pencil.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:06 pm

Teir wrote:
eLBe wrote:
Are-K142 wrote:
luminarsi wrote:why does snoop dog use an umbrella?

fo drizzle
why did snoop go to B n Q?

fo chizzle
Why does snoop dogg like sausages

fo sizzle
why does snoop dogg use conditioner?

fo frizzle

What is snoop dogs favourite art medium?

sculpture...fo chizzle.

powerpill · Post by **powerpill** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:29 pm

LEQ wrote:What do you call a fish with eyes?

Fsh.

epic fail

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