Winter beard thread

yooamatwa · Post by **yooamatwa** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:45 pm

fooishbar wrote:three things to know:

oh and a bonus fourth thing to know: you'll find your appreciation for idm, drumfunk, etc increases.

Hah hah ..i guess you just stand there stroking your beard nodding approvingly ?

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:46 pm

belb wrote:whenever i try and grow the fuzz there's a bald spot about an inch square under my chin. which goes some way to ruining the effect, hence all-year-round beardlessness and a terrible sense of longing

thank fuck... i thought i was the only one!!!

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:50 pm

We should have a SNH 'beard off'. Whoever can cultivate the thickest, manliest beard by 2009 wins the respect of every ninja here.

unlikely · Post by **unlikely** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:50 pm

im quite pleased with my current beard tache combo, only quite though.

i was doing really well with the old catfish bits in the summer but got too messy at dmz and woke up in the 3rd bass booth with one side chewed off

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:53 pm

DJelements wrote:If I could grow more than two hairs at once on my face, I'd attampt a beard.

This. I actually get asked for ID more often when I *haven't* had a shave.

moldy · Post by **moldy** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:18 am

WE KEEP WARM IN MAINE

AND EAT RED BARON

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:35 am

rocking two weeks growth at the minute.

got it shaved under my chin so i can lie to work and pretend i'm not just being lazy

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:56 am

Most years
I grow a goatee over summer
to stroke
whilst I think
about things
other than work

when i come back
I'll shave it off,
over a few weeks
(cop the comments....yer know...mad professor...village idiot)
then gradually start shaving it off,
sometimes over weeks.

Once,upon eventual redenudation,
no-one notices
except the few people
whom I usually think of
as nice but intrusive.

the point?
soul and manhood
humanity amongst beings
life within existence
the undistinguishable, this

Yeah,
beards are drool.

moldy · Post by **moldy** » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:14 pm

A tip for those who are trying to grow one out but fear the itch, when you shampoo the beard (assuming you're not a stinky hermit) use a liberal amount of hair conditioner. Also the missus will thank you.

But yeah it's a must in Maine. It gets cold here. We call it "the winter coat".

rybread · Post by **rybread** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:37 am

I'm organizing a "Facial Hair February" contest at my job in 09. We got some real lumber jacks so I probably won't win the "Unbearable Forest" award but I'm HEAVILY favored for the "Pubescent Sanchez" award.

ben freeman · Post by **ben freeman** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:09 am

Every time I grow a beard, my psoryasis gets really bad and I have to shave it off. Plus, my skin breaks out. I do love having a beard though when I got one but having these complications doesn't work for me.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:51 am

..stop saying Bonaparte Moldy..

..freakin' bread again - this kid, I swear..

Look - Here's a weird one..leave it to the asians to anthropomorphize spaghetti sauce..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5e8WNu ... re=related

I mean, what are they thinking? That is some cute ass spaghetti sauce..I want it to get on my noodles?

staas · Post by **staas** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:19 am

fooishbar · Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:57 am

respect! there are beards, and then there are beards.

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:47 am

i'm trying to grow mine long enough so it looks longer than my shaved barnet, then i can turn my head upside down without anyone noticing

pre-thought process · Post by **pre-thought process** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:35 am

alfie wrote:i'm trying to grow mine long enough so it looks longer than my shaved barnet, then i can turn my head upside down without anyone noticing

This is me, and I do at regular intervals. You should ssee their faces

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:49 am

alfie wrote: head upside down

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:51 pm

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:33 am

i always have a beard....im not a fickle seasonal person

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