what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by zerbaman » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:37 am

manillathrilla wrote:anyone have a terrible fart story?
Once in year 4, I farted in class and my teacher slapped me with a book.
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by budsteq » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:17 am

^ hahaha one of my teachers used to send a fellow student outside everytime he farted because they smelt rank
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by zerbaman » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:26 am

budsteq wrote:^ hahaha one of my teachers used to send a fellow student outside everytime he farted because they smelt rank
Mine didn't usually even smell. I just had gas issues. I was even on medication for it :lol:
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by nousd » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:40 am

When I'm teaching science, I offer a farters a test tube stopper.
But if a girl farts in front of me I tend to congratulate her for being unrepressed.
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by Big Freq » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:52 pm

manillathrilla wrote:what do you do if a girl accidentally farts in front of you???
laugh!

people fart. big deal.

fart back at her.

tell her its fine.
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by LACE » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:56 pm

bang her regardless.
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by danny_scrilla » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:13 pm

LACE wrote:keep banging her regardless.
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by Mr Hyde » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:20 pm

My mate farted and made a girl sick....one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you

Post by Filthzilla » Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:28 pm

Just laught it off... :)

Besides, that's one relationship you've gained the upper hand in. ;)
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