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Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:37 am
by zerbaman
manillathrilla wrote:anyone have a terrible fart story?
Once in year 4, I farted in class and my teacher slapped me with a book.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:17 am
by budsteq
^ hahaha one of my teachers used to send a fellow student outside everytime he farted because they smelt rank
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:26 am
by zerbaman
budsteq wrote:^ hahaha one of my teachers used to send a fellow student outside everytime he farted because they smelt rank
Mine didn't usually even smell. I just had gas issues. I was even on medication for it

Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:40 am
by nousd
When I'm teaching science, I offer a farters a test tube stopper.
But if a girl farts in front of me I tend to congratulate her for being unrepressed.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:52 pm
by Big Freq
manillathrilla wrote:what do you do if a girl accidentally farts in front of you???
laugh!
people fart. big deal.
fart back at her.
tell her its fine.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:56 pm
by LACE
bang her regardless.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:13 pm
by danny_scrilla
LACE wrote:keep banging her regardless.
fixed

Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:20 pm
by Mr Hyde
My mate farted and made a girl sick....one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Re: what do you do if a girl farts in front of you
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:28 pm
by Filthzilla
Just laught it off...
Besides, that's one relationship you've gained the upper hand in.
