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magma wrote:Skimmed/Semi-Skimmed Milk.

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT? Skimmed tastes like someone dipped a paintbrush in a pint of real milk and then washed it off in a bottle of water.

So true.

Lady Gaga
ketamine
rugby
smoked salmon
lager (ale or cider for me)
cosmetic surgery (old ‘n’ ugly is better than BODYHORROR)
The Mighty Boosh (student revue comedy – excuse me while I stitch my sides back together)
Pink Floyd (apart from the very early releases with Syd and even then I can live without it)
Martin Amis books
TV chefs
bottled water (it's like normal water only in a bottle - total waste of fucking cash)
Skinny jeans
Facebook (I’m on it but I don’t know why – it’s so boring)
Cocaine
John Lennon’s solo career
Most drum & bass from 1998 or so onwards.

footcrab

sports (except combat sports, which are awesome... minus boxing, boxing is well boring)
lager
talking to people
my local pub
99.9% of all the music ever created
cheese
eggs
everything on BBC3 and ITV
jump-up DnB

Gotta add:

Any milk based beverage
Tea
Coffee
Hot Chocolate
Horlicks

Milk and hot beverages for the lose.

U2
Cinemas (overpriced spawn of satan)
Most Alfred Hitchcock films
The Seventh Seal by Ingmar Bergman
Public Transport

ashen wrote:Gotta add:

Any milk based beverage
Tea
Coffee
Hot Chocolate
Horlicks

Milk and hot beverages for the lose.

U2
Cinemas (overpriced spawn of satan)
Most Alfred Hitchcock films
The Seventh Seal by Ingmar Bergman
Public Transport

Coffee + Hitchock or Bergman is a perfect Sunday afternoon for me. I'm a massive prick though.

uncle bill wrote:
Coffee + Hitchock or Bergman is a perfect Sunday afternoon for me. I'm a massive prick though.

Each to their own.

As long as you don't spin U2 records for the perfect Sunday evening....

Motorway to Roswell wrote:Dan Brown

So much agree.

ashen wrote:

uncle bill wrote:
Coffee + Hitchock or Bergman is a perfect Sunday afternoon for me. I'm a massive prick though.

Each to their own.

As long as you don't spin U2 records for the perfect Sunday evening....

God no. I'd rather be at fucking work!

Dead Rats wrote:

Motorway to Roswell wrote:Dan Brown

So much agree.

Dan Brown wrote:Martin angrily pushed his tense fingers against the black, plastic keys of his ageing keyboard as the formulaic Brown searched intensively amongst dusty books for yet another tired fucking adjective to slip awkwardly into his ever-lengthening GCSE creative writing essay.

magma wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

Motorway to Roswell wrote:Dan Brown

So much agree.

Dan Brown wrote:Martin angrily pushed his tense fingers against the black, plastic keys of his ageing keyboard as the formulaic Brown searched intensively amongst dusty books for yet another tired fucking adjective to slip awkwardly into his ever-lengthening GCSE creative writing essay.

Dan Brown wrote:Magma, with his bookish looks and bald head, started stroking his own phallus in the way only a homosexual would; Long, slow, fluent movements, which eventually sent him to the stupendous levels of ecstacy he'd experienced so many times before.

He came on the armchair.

Feels good man.

Not as good as when I'm actually sitting in the armchair watching you.

Spaceape

Dead Rats wrote:Not as good as when I'm actually sitting in the armchair watching you.

u need to get yourself the new sleep watching chair from cinco

people doing horizontal v hand gestures in photos, people doing hand gestures in photos period.

Tea

Pedro Sánchez wrote:people doing horizontal v hand gestures in photos, people doing hand gestures in photos period.

YES.

Zane Lowe etc.

You either have severe cerebral palsy or you don’t. Choose.

LEEDS FEST

Whilst walking to the shop, I came across several young persons wearing HOODED TOPS (commonly known as 'hoodies' by the jive talking yoot of today).

Surely, the addition of a hood to material which is not waterproof is undefensible.

Therefore, wearing such clothing is a sure sign of INSANITY.

The Smiths and REM must be added to my list of pet hates, music for 13 year-old anorexic boys.

Rant over.