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elgato wrote:

KION wrote:Salad Fingered oddballs asking if you got any pills while you're right in the middle of a mix.

lol! "salad fingered oddballs" - sick


that dog with Rik Mayall's voice from the andrex (?) adverts

That dog is a ginneal, I hate Rik Mayall when he does that over enthusiastic voice that's supposed to be for children "I've been eaten by a giant marshmallow" SMACK!!

1.Property programmes
2. Nu rave/Hoxtonites/post modern, avant-grade, ironic mullet crew
3.Sand-skunk
4.The runs
5. Lily Allen
6. Born-again Christians
7. GWB
8.Old fashioned teachers.
9.Arsenal, sorry guys!
10. Estate agents

people that do mexican waves at football matches

rhino from gladiator

elgato wrote:surely even a man utd fan can see that he's the most mean-spirited, miserly, bitter and childish man to touch the beautiful game?

^ come on man, you've just written a perfect character assassination of jose mourinho

as for a three new 101's from me

1. people who moan about the rain - yes england is rainy. we are a temperate country. rain makes the grass green and washes away all the shite from the streets. ok so you get wet. its ok, you can dry off. yes it sucks when you get splashed by a car. but without the rain the country would be dustier dirtier and generally shittier. RAIN IS A GOOD THING. if you dont like it piss off and live somewhere it doesnt rain - then you'll miss it

2. chelsea. bad football. bad to watch. bad losers

3. oysters. whats all the hype about? taste like snotty greb

cody wrote:

elgato wrote:surely even a man utd fan can see that he's the most mean-spirited, miserly, bitter and childish man to touch the beautiful game?

^ come on man, you've just written a perfect character assassination of jose mourinho



3. oysters. whats all the hype about? taste like snotty greb

Meant to get the wifey used to the idea get meh

Big up Fergie tho, one thing that unites me and my Dad

cody wrote:

elgato wrote:surely even a man utd fan can see that he's the most mean-spirited, miserly, bitter and childish man to touch the beautiful game?

^ come on man, you've just written a perfect character assassination of jose mourinho

perhaps, its not like its an either/or thing though is it?! and fwiw i still find ferguson much harder to cope with than mourinho. ferguson is just so unremittingly grim, so depressingly dour. if he had his way the world would be grey and children would have rationed laughter

If you were from Scotland you'd feel like that, no offence Scot's, but its Grim even just up North, so it must be like Gehenna up there!

hmm i dunno about that! ive met plenty of wonderful scottish people! and im from sunderland myself, which isnt so sunny either

i dont actually believe that he feels that way by the way in case anyone mistakes my daftness for belief. but thats absolutely the vibe that i get from him

this thread

elgato wrote: in case anyone mistakes my daftness for belief

er, ditto^

1/ Evangelists of all descriptions - political, musical, sports, religious, etc - you like/believe it, I don't. Now run along

2/ Trustafarians - if it's so cool being non-materialistic, then why don't you ditch your allowance and live in a tent. And why not jet round the world not doing much and then act like an eco-warrior back home (look Rupert, I bought ecover!!)

3/ People who keep making the same mistakes without any idea how to avoid doing exactly the same and then wonder why you can't be bothered to hear them whine any more.

4/ People who make enough money to move out into their ideal country location and then moan about traffic jams and fuel duty

5/ Property programmes unless they lose money in which case they're the best comedy ever

6/ The "I don't do politics" people complaining about the state of the country. And voting BNP when they decide they do after all. Fucktards

elgato wrote:if he had his way the world would be grey and children would have rationed laughter

now you're on about gordon brown. fergie is a good lad

jose is a champ.

up the blues

Nobody gives better post-match interviews than jose, even if you don't agree with him he's still the entertainingest man in football

obIwan wrote:If you were from Scotland you'd feel like that, no offence Scot's, but its Grim even just up North, so it must be like Gehenna up there!

Come and say that to my face.

Then I'll nut you in the pus, and gie you a gid malkying ya mad rockit.

Glesga's fuckin qwallity, and anywan hay disagrees is gettin fuckin CHIBBED!

Now that's just Viking!

1. Jehovah witness's

"Can we talk to you about god?"
"No"

Then procede to talk anyway. Tried the aethist shout and that just encouraged them more!

Then they still come back a month later to try again.

2. Cost to park cars in cities. £4 for two hours is straight robbery.

3. Cash machines which charge YOU to take YOUR money out.

4. Incompetent drivers. Should be made to retake test every so often.

5.Stupid people. You know the type ask stupid questions back to you after you make a statement. Can hear the cogs wheelin away. Can't tolerate them.

people who wear sunglasses inside/when it aint sunny.

Don't know if this has already been mentioned......

Those daft fucking keys you get on tins of corned beef for opening them.

And when they do snap you end up getin a knife or a screwdriver out to try and open the fucker and end up nearly slicin your feckin fingers off.