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gwa wrote:a successful frape is to make it believeable and avoid anything sexually related.

my favourite is the ol' webbed feet operation

I like the subtle... 'just got the all-clear...phew'

gwa wrote:

wub wrote:

Pedro Sánchez wrote:'Had shitty sex last night'

Might use that next time I get the opportunity to frape someone. Most recent fraping was done NYE, when one of my mates left his phone unguarded and shortly afterwards announced he'd "just got my first cock of 2012, result!"

a successful frape is to make it believeable and avoid anything sexually related.

my favourite is the ol' webbed feet operation

Only had a bit of time before he noticed his phone was missing, it was the best could be managed in such a short time frame.

Good luck cliff, in all fairness she's alright, but from what I hear a little crazy. Never met her but she was seeing one of my best mates for a while and i've heard some nutty shit. not gona say anything though, if you like them crazy go get 'em son.

dont wanna be treadin on seany boys toes tho, get me?

U ain't treddin Bredda just sayin I've been linkin lol

Maybe she's angling the pair of you for a spitroast.

Hey OP, go touch 1000 boobs and you'll be banging bitches in no time

http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.p ... 3#p2694563

Oh and James hit the nail on the head pretty much. Hahaha.

We should just go out in gfd soon for joke and find some beautys

wub wrote:Maybe she's angling the pair of you for a spitroast.

Naaaaaaa I'm never on that 2 man flex. I prefer 2 girls lol

Or 3

There are a lot of girls with actual mental problems out there. I can count the number of sane girls I know with only two hands.

Good luck guys!

This thread delivers hahaha.

Sreedy wrote:

wub wrote:Maybe she's angling the pair of you for a spitroast.

Naaaaaaa I'm never on that 2 man flex. I prefer 2 girls lol

Or 3

Sword crossing can be fun.

Thread went better than expected

Sreedy wrote:

wub wrote:Maybe she's angling the pair of you for a spitroast.

Naaaaaaa I'm never on that 2 man flex. I prefer 2 girls lol

Or 3

If you've never tried it, how do you know you wouldn't enjoy it?

I almost tried it and was like nah this is dutty


Some girl went "skiing" with me and my mate though once which was pretty funny

i've had a 4some before which has put me off sex with more than 1 person for life

Neptune wrote:There are a lot of girls with actual mental problems out there

This

For some reason I seem to only be capable of attracting the mental ones, and i dont just mean i little bit neurotic, i mean full on mental... one girl i was with kept a razor blade in the back of her phone case for "comfort" and used it to carve her thighs up (she didn't actually tell me that though, i found out whilst we were in bed), another one i was with for about 3 years pretty much had a full on psychotic breakdown and had to spend a fortnight in a mental health clinic because she was convinced she was a tree, seriously (she was the one who ended up stalking me)

on reflection, i actually have a terrible track record for that sort of thing

particle-jim wrote:

Neptune wrote:There are a lot of girls with actual mental problems out there

This

For some reason I seem to only be capable of attracting the mental ones, and i dont just mean i little bit neurotic, i mean full on mental... one girl i was with kept a razor blade in the back of her phone case for "comfort" and used it to carve her thighs up (she didn't actually tell me that though, i found out whilst we were in bed), another one i was with for about 3 years pretty much had a full on psychotic breakdown and had to spend a fortnight in a mental health clinic because she was convinced she was a tree, seriously (she was the one who ended up stalking me)

on reflection, i actually have a terrible track record for that sort of thing

Like attracts like? laws of attraction. Maybe stop acting crazy?

particle-jim wrote:

Neptune wrote:There are a lot of girls with actual mental problems out there

This

For some reason I seem to only be capable of attracting the mental ones, and i dont just mean i little bit neurotic, i mean full on mental... one girl i was with kept a razor blade in the back of her phone case for "comfort" and used it to carve her thighs up (she didn't actually tell me that though, i found out whilst we were in bed), another one i was with for about 3 years pretty much had a full on psychotic breakdown and had to spend a fortnight in a mental health clinic because she was convinced she was a tree, seriously (she was the one who ended up stalking me)

on reflection, i actually have a terrible track record for that sort of thing

Have we been seeing the same women

I used to be the same, every girl I got with was proper nuts. I started to develop a complex about it after one ex said to me that I would have to deal with it forever because she reckoned I subconsciously went for crazy girls because I wanted to 'fix' them, like I had some crazy-dar or someshit.

7 months into a relationship now and no signs of craziness yet though!