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vishes wrote:

noam wrote:is that really autistic???

Well not exactly sure what was wrong with them but I remember that they were always just kinda living in their own world, always on their own. Does that count as being autistic?

Kochari wrote:My mate ate half a roll of tin foil for a spliff.

Kochari wrote:My mate ate half a roll of tin foil for a spliff.

wormcode wrote:

wobbles wrote:was a kid who jerked off his dog and took a video on his phone and showed it to everyone ...

There was one guy who became known as Dogfucker Colin to our class mates because this girl said she caught him having sex with his dog. I figured it was just talk, then one day me and this guy John who happened to be a spitting image of Cartman were over at his playing Red Alert. Dogfucker breaks out a poorly rolled joint, and we proceed to smoke. I wasn't into smoking when I was a teen, but tried it a couple of times. This was one of those times. After, we were around his PC and he was copying some Red Alert maps onto my floppy disk, and out of nowhere he opens some porn, eventually getting to bestiality pics, and then proceeded to pull his dick out and started swinging it around at us making helicopter noises with his mouth. Needless to say my mind was blown that day. I think the next time I smoked was when I was 22.

noam wrote:HOLY SHIT i cant believe i forgot to mention someone

trouble is i cant be arsed typing out the story right now

i'll do it tomorrow

stay tuned this one is amazing

signals wrote:there was a guy that in class the teacher let him go in front of the class and he got a condom and snorted it and it came out his mouth.

A man who posed as a 15-year-old schoolboy in South Devon has been jailed for four years for attacking two youths with a broken bottle.

Niamat Miah, now aged 20, was 19 when he told the authorities he was a 15-year-old schoolboy named Sabbir Ahmed. In fact, he was an illegal immigrant who had been left in the UK by his parents. He attended Dawlish Community College and South Dartmoor Community College.

At Exeter Crown Court yesterday he was sentenced to four years in prison for smashing a beer bottle and thrusting it into the face and neck of two teenagers.

Sentencing him Judge Philip Wassall said: "You have told so many lies throughout the investigation. Not only have you lied to police in trying to wriggle out of being held responsible for what you did but also to the court."

Miah now faces being deported to his home country.

The incident happened on June 10 last year when a drunken Miah got into an argument outside the Take 2 bar with Chris Prior, Lawrence Manders and a small group of girls.

Prosecutor Sean Brunton said when the argument escalated Miah phoned his older brother Liakat Miah who was working at a nearby restaurant. Liakat grabbed Mr Manders around the neck and threatened him, the court was told.

"The defendant picked up a beer bottle and smashed it on the pavement then thrust the stump into the face of Chris Prior cutting him around the left eye," said Mr Brunton. "A few seconds later he picked up another, smashed it against railings of the bar and made a slashing motion across the throat of Lawrence Manders cutting him across the throat area."

Both victims suffered cuts but no lasting injury. Miah ran from the scene but was caught by police. He told them he had been the victim of an attack but this was a "figment of his imagination", said Mr Brunton. When arrested he pretended to have a fit to "muddy the waters" said Mr Brunton.

Miah was arrested as Sabbir Ahmed.

Defence counsel Jo Martin told the court punches had been thrown on both sides and her client had felt aggrieved.

She said he had previously suffered mental problems and had tried to injure himself.

Miah, who was 19 at the time of the offence, admitted two counts of unlawful wounding.

Miah, of no fixed address, was sentenced to four years in a UK jail before deportation.

QuestionableCause wrote:

Niamat Miah, now aged 20, was 19 when he told the authorities he was a 15-year-old schoolboy named Sabbir Ahmed. In fact, he was an illegal immigrant who had been left in the UK by his parents. He attended Dawlish Community College and South Dartmoor Community College.

wobbles wrote:was a kid who jerked off his dog and took a video on his phone and showed it to everyone

was a kid who wore shorts and a t shirt every day of the year, even in the winter. usually cycled between 2 shorts and 2 shirts

wobbles wrote:was a kid who jerked off his dog and took a video on his phone and showed it to everyone

joeki wrote:I am the weird kid