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Imagine if they have mastered their consciousness so they can shift into any consciousness state they desire. Or exist in all states simultaneously. Like really coked up and on shrooms, chasing with strawberry daiquiris.

i bet theres half alien half human and theyre people that hack computers like that guy and say they have aspergers

signals wrote:i want to know if aliens smoke weed and drink beer

Russia:"Hey guys, we've had a complaint about people getting high and playing with space rockets in the middle of the street."

USofA:"Yeah us. I'm high right now. You got a problem with that?"

Alien thought bubble:"Wtf we bother with this planet?"

I don't doubt other world lifeforms, but given that our galaxy is 100,000 light-years in diameter, and the observable universe (including the expansion of space) is some 93 billion light-years wide.

And let us say if the nearest Alien species to evolve was 1000 light years away. The odds of them being that close are stupidly big, but for the sake of argument...

So saying all that, even if they had the ability to travel at light-speed, it would take them 1000 years to get here. which would put them many thousands of years and many orders of magnitude more advanced than us in every discernable way, or If they are capable of superluminal travel, which is even more advanced, my question is:
What the fuck is so interesting about a small rock full of hairless monkeys? Whose idea of technology for space travel is strapping themselves to massive chemical rockets!

And my next question in relation to supposed ufo crashes:
Why is it that their atmospheric ships have a 1000 x worse operational record than a current world jumbo jet.

Also:
Why haven't they mastered bending light to make themselves invisible?

And:
Why does an Alien atmospheric ship need flashing lights?

People just want to believe shit that makes their life more interesting/worthwhile.

Bringer wrote: What the fuck is so interesting about a small rock full of hairless monkeys? Whose idea of technology for space travel is strapping themselves to massive chemical rockets!

That we're doing it. Intelligent beings aren't very common, you might've noticed, let alone beings that have managed to escape the confines of their planet. Imagine if you found a mouse that built a little catapult and used it to get at some cheese. Yeah, not as advanced as you are yet, but you'd still be interested.

Bringer wrote: And my next question in relation to supposed ufo crashes:
Why is it that their atmospheric ships have a 1000 x worse operational record than a current world jumbo jet.

How have you worked that out?

Bringer wrote:Also:
Why haven't they mastered bending light to make themselves invisible?

Why haven't you mastered bending light?

Bringer wrote: People just want to believe shit that makes their life more interesting/worthwhile.

And some people just want to believe shit that makes their life more comfortable.

garethom wrote:

Bringer wrote:Also:
Why haven't they mastered bending light to make themselves invisible?

Why haven't you mastered bending light?

Well, we've come a long way to bending light. See microwave invisibility cloak.

But Bringer has a point, if they are superluminal they very likely would have the ability to cloak their visual presence. And perhaps they do. Many eyewitness accounts do state that the phenomena just disappear.

And also to his point, of why are they lit up. Again, terrestrial craft employ well regulated lighting schemes for safety and visibility, why should some galactic interloper who didn't want to be seen flash lights on their subjects. Indeed. But who knows what their aims and desires are? It seems that we can't affect them in any substantial way. The Iranian and the Peruvian cases where military aircraft have engaged them clearly shows we have no ability to harm them with our conventional weapons.

And as to their craft crashing all the time... well how many crashes have their been? Most people are still talking about Roswell, a crash in the late 40's. But still, if you have the ability to, let us call it travel, across the galaxy why you gonna crash when supposedly a radar is flipped on? And again, who knows? Who knows what the circumstances of that crash were. Maybe they came into our atmosphere and were so dismayed by the pervading negativity and service of self on this planet that they lost concentration and crashed Honestly who knows. I think it is time for a megapost. Keep your eyes open.

im not sure god would allow aliens tbh

Am certain aliens would allow god.

God is an alien.

Heaven is a halfpipe.

garethom wrote:Heaven is a halfpipe.

Good contender for worst song ever made. Don't think it would win but it's up there

Swear down, any more chat like that and you won't be able to get into heaven and skate if you die before you wake.

b2b hello rockview t-shirt in P.E

I bet you used to listen to alien ant farm

Alien Ant Farm - Anthology is a sick album you fraggle. No time for Less Than Jake or OPM though.

<\3 ~~~ <3and just like the movies<3 ~~~ </3

i think they live in the eath and theres a entrence in the north poll. they are the real santa

i live near the north pole, and I believe my grocer is an alien (true story)

What sort of alien type shit does he do?

garethom wrote:

Bringer wrote: What the fuck is so interesting about a small rock full of hairless monkeys? Whose idea of technology for space travel is strapping themselves to massive chemical rockets!

That we're doing it. Intelligent beings aren't very common, you might've noticed, let alone beings that have managed to escape the confines of their planet. Imagine if you found a mouse that built a little catapult and used it to get at some cheese. Yeah, not as advanced as you are yet, but you'd still be interested.

truth, if we found 1 microbe on Mars the worldwide boners would block out the sun, or maybe even reach Mars, and destroy the microbe - we're spending billions looking for fucking water ffs

garethom wrote:

Bringer wrote: And my next question in relation to supposed ufo crashes:
Why is it that their atmospheric ships have a 1000 x worse operational record than a current world jumbo jet.

How have you worked that out?

Alien science u wouldn't undrstnd m7

garethom wrote:

Bringer wrote:Also:
Why haven't they mastered bending light to make themselves invisible?

Why haven't you mastered bending light?

We've nearly got metamaterials down, they should be capable of something similar if they made it here without all dying of space scurvy

garethom wrote:

Bringer wrote: People just want to believe shit that makes their life more interesting/worthwhile.

And some people just want to believe shit that makes their life more comfortable.

and they are both stupid