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bennyfroobs wrote:the face in general imo

just remove the face and u have a nice shag imo

lol you lot are a bunch of virgins. "elbows too pointy would not bang."

You'd be all over her if you had half a chance

looool ennit

i fuck pretty much anything

Agent 47 wrote:looool ennit

i fuck pretty much anything

yes!

#LAD

Molzie wrote:lol you lot are a bunch of virgins. "elbows too pointy would not bang."

You'd be all over her if you had half a chance

dont think so m8

Liam92 wrote:

Agent 47 wrote:hahaha fairplay

Ben, from Croydon, South London, is the originator of the popular tweet: 'Quote this with your best selfie to show off your body'.

Shes fit and you mo fos are complaining about her eyebrows lol first world problem

Agent 47 wrote:
but oldschool stone island lager drinking hooligan slag fucking takeaway fighting man child is the one

Sigged. My first ever one. You just described 90% of the males I've ever known in one sentence.

But yeah, was just eating my lemon & coriander hummus with water crackers, thinking, should I put Shostakovich in with the Jazz or the classical, when my good friend Emily let herself into my room.

She'd had a few Pimms or something, and wanted to borrow my copy of Camus, she said she was feeling sorry for herself and early 20th century existentialist literature cheered her up. So I said sure why not, it's on the top shelf under 'C'. So she went to retrieve it and, intoxicated as she was, dropped it to the floor.

And then the most amazing thing happened! She bent over to pick it up, her loose tank top dangling revealingly around her breasts... lowering itself to within nipple range... she stood up suddenly and said in a flirtatious voice... "I guess I'll be feeling a little metamorphosed tomorrow morning too!"

Can you believed that? She confused Camus with Kafka!

Fucking Slag.

Truelad.com is well worth a read from time to time.

Nihilism wrote:Nah, i made love with better girls tbh.

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I thought you barely managed to talk to people?

rockonin wrote:


Shes fit and you mo fos are complaining about her eyebrows lol first world problem

too fat

jesslem wrote:

Nihilism wrote:Nah, i made love with better girls tbh.

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I thought you barely managed to talk to people?

That was not the problem, bruv. I was a little bit scared of the new ppl that i didn't know.

of course i would if she just appeared naked in my bed and i didn't have to talk to her

but fuuuuck having a long enough conversation with that obviously terrible person to convince her to sleep with me

m8son wrote:of course i would if she just appeared naked in my bed and i didn't have to talk to her

but fuuuuck having a long enough conversation with that obviously terrible person to convince her to sleep with me

i like ur thinking

last night my mate was desperately trying to pull this ugly girl but she was like nah not tonight cause i'm on my period. then she started hitting on me. wasn't really interested , thought she was a tranny tbh but, you know, yolo

ultraspatial wrote:

Molzie wrote:lol you lot are a bunch of virgins. "elbows too pointy would not bang."

You'd be all over her if you had half a chance

literally, if she threw herself on me i would


not everyone is into the ott fake tan too much makeup ridiculously plucked eyebrows and generally a bit slaggy look


some of us have standards b2b prefer pale ginger lassies who look like ghosts

bennyfroobs wrote: some of us have standards b2b prefer pale ginger lassies who look like ghosts