Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
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bennyfroobs
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by bennyfroobs » Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:44 pm
ehbrums1 wrote:once when i broke my arm, using the other hand felt to weird so i did the hump the bed jack off method for about 6 weeks
my friend at 2ndry school did that and landed the nickname "Mattress and Commander" for a while
how successful is it? just incase i break my arms in future and dont have a girlfriend to touch my willy for me (both are probable)
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-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.
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by rickyarbino » Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:47 pm
bennyfroobs wrote:ehbrums1 wrote:once when i broke my arm, using the other hand felt to weird so i did the hump the bed jack off method for about 6 weeks
my friend at 2ndry school did that and landed the nickname "Mattress and Commander" for a while
how successful is it? just incase i break my arms in future and dont have a girlfriend to touch my willy for me (both are probable)
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by nobody » Mon Jul 14, 2014 4:45 pm
There is a thread on here somewhere with instruction on how to make a fuckable thing that you can stick to a mirror, no idea what to search for to find it
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lovelydivot
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by lovelydivot » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:01 pm
toilet paper roll - stuffing - and surgical gloves
two sponges - rubberband - bubble wrap
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OGLemon
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by OGLemon » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:09 pm
nobody wrote:There is a thread on here somewhere with instruction on how to make a fuckable thing that you can stick to a mirror, no idea what to search for to find it
It may have been a picture in the funny images thread.
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m8son666
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by m8son666 » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:09 pm
wait so you just dry hump a mattress and u cum?
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DrGatineau
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by DrGatineau » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:14 pm
disappointed that this is mostly wank stories, but i've got some funny places:
On an airplane, while driving, school bathrooms, so many other bathrooms, and others.....
Will update if i think of more.
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lovelydivot
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by lovelydivot » Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:21 pm
hmmmm…..floral beads & popcorn….
whhooaaa-whoooooooooaaaa
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by rickyarbino » Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:12 pm
jags wrote:disappointed that this is mostly wank stories, but i've got some funny places:
On an airplane, while driving, in class (this was only once in like eighth grade), school bathrooms, so many other bathrooms, and others.....
Will update if i think of more.
You said you had a good one for us.
I once took half a bud to sprinkle on a cigarette I was rolling when I slept over at my sister's ex girlfriend's place.
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DrGatineau
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by DrGatineau » Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:14 pm
i'll post a better one. wank stories are meh.
^i think the bigger confession in that post is that ur sister's a lesbian
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by RKM » Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:15 pm
OGLemon wrote:nobody wrote:There is a thread on here somewhere with instruction on how to make a fuckable thing that you can stick to a mirror, no idea what to search for to find it
It may have been a picture in the funny images thread.
it was in production and hardware
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by OGLemon » Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:25 pm
jk
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by kay » Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:25 pm
RKM wrote:OGLemon wrote:nobody wrote:There is a thread on here somewhere with instruction on how to make a fuckable thing that you can stick to a mirror, no idea what to search for to find it
It may have been a picture in the funny images thread.
it was in production and hardware
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by ehbes » Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:21 pm
m8son wrote:wait so you just dry hump a mattress and u cum?
It was dire times
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m8son666
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by m8son666 » Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:22 pm
pls film urself doing it for educational purposes
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kay wrote:We kept pointing at his back and (quietly) telling people "That's M8son...."
wolf89 wrote:I really don't think I'm a music snob.
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by Harkat » Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:25 pm
you can sing along to some disclosure to ease the process
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by RKM » Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:59 pm
do you try and avoid doing the worm in case it gets out of hand
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by m8son666 » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:00 pm
just farted on my cat
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kay wrote:We kept pointing at his back and (quietly) telling people "That's M8son...."
wolf89 wrote:I really don't think I'm a music snob.
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by Molzie » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:18 pm
no wonder your cat always looks depressed
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