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I always lie.

Can the above statement be true?

4AM wrote:I always lie.

Can the above statement be true?

That was dead clever like.

how much joose can you drink in one night?

also, will you accept my joose drinking challenge?

finally, where can we find a video camera to film the challenge?

I would think hobo's have to get off somehow, they're normal human beings...

so, if hobo's wank, they'd have to do it in public right?

have you ever caught a hobo jerking it?

profound wrote:Do you think it's possible for the brain to ever get to understand itself, and if so, won't we all die because of an overload of information?
Or does the brain have an unlimited capacity of storage?

Also, I need good names for my: dick, cat, chair and hammer
Pleas give me names!

brain capacity is finite. capacity can be expanded by promotion of neurogenesis. eat better, love more, and smoke pot to create new braincells.

dick- "hammer"
cat- "chair"
chair- "cat"
hammer- "dick"

4AM wrote:I always lie.

Can the above statement be true?

i'll never tell.

shane wrote:how much joose can you drink in one night?

also, will you accept my joose drinking challenge?

finally, where can we find a video camera to film the challenge?

i could probably drink 3 cans before throwing up on somebody.

ask me if i will accept your challenge after i have had two jooses and you will certainly get a different answer than if i have not had any jooses.

anybody's camera could be a video camera. mine causes iphoto to crash though when i try to pull video from it so we might have to see if somebody elses computer is gonna work.

mattron wrote:I would think hobo's have to get off somehow, they're normal human beings...

so, if hobo's wank, they'd have to do it in public right?

have you ever caught a hobo jerking it?

i don't recall ever having witnessed any form of hobo masturbation

do I have to pay the tax on redeyerecords.co.uk, since its "VAT" and we don't use that here?

one serious question for you

fuck the tax

I came in here expecting a legitimate answer, damn you. damn you to hell.

but, on a serious note.

If you were a midget you would look awesome.
but only if you wore that mask all the time.

if i were i a midget i would take over the fucking world.

only if your mustache stayed the size it is now,
so it would look huge on your midget self.

Parson wrote:

bassmonk wrote:how do you make a long island iced tea?

get all the grossest well booze you have, and mix it together. little bit of sweet and sour and a splash of cola

Uh. No.

Long Island Iced Tea


3/4 ounce Vodka
3/4 ounce Gin
3/4 ounce Rum (Light)
3/4 ounce Tequila (Gold)
2 ounces Sweet & Sour Mix
1 dash Cola
1 ounce Triple Sec

Combine the ingredients over ice in a highball glass. Add the cola for color. Slice of seedless lemon.

I myself can't fuck with Tequila because I will fucking kill everyone in the dance for eyeballing me.

So what I order is

1/2oz Vodka
1/2oz Gin
2oz Rum
2 oz Sweet and Sour
1 oz Triple Sec
cola for color.
Seedless Lemon.

3 of these and the night will be in full swing.

i don't see how that contradicts anything i said

Diablo wrote:Ayahuasca for breakfast ??????

Breakfast of champions man.

One time I smoked DMT and I shit you not this speck of dust in the sunlight zoomed in at roughly 21939288427.eleventy billion miles per hour and as it got closer it became this crystalline palace surrounded by a crystalline civilization of what appeared at first to be small creatures, but as I came closer they were these really amazing female lower bodies, with these mangled upper bodies.

It scared the living shit out of me, at which point they told me not to worry that they were taking me to see my dead relatives, not to be afraid. Of course this is when I lost all frame of reference. I could see the floor but couldn't reconcile in my head anymore THIS IS A FLOOR, nor that I was seeing it. I was speaking this language that was utter alienness gibberish.

Then I got to the 2nd and 3rd seconds of the trip. Shit blew my entire world to shreds. White rabbit grabbed me by the throat and ripped me through the fucking rabbit hole.

Parson, where can I get some more of the n,n salts, I don't feel like blowing chunks for hours

I have shit to do.

And in regard to the Long Island, I wouldn't use well anything. It's not supposed to be cheap, you drink like 2 and you're done.

1. when having sex..can you actually FEEL the inside of a woman with your peen..or is it all just 'hotdog down hallways'??

2. how do you know when you're 'really' off acid/lsd/mushrooms or any other psychedelic? what if you're just messed up forever... just trying to be normal?

3. what is a hotdog REALLY made of?

Surface_Tension wrote:I shit you not this speck of dust in the sunlight zoomed in at roughly 21939288427.eleventy billion miles per hour

lolol..thats fast.

starz wrote: 3. what is a hotdog REALLY made of?

this is the toughest one so far
REALLY
i'm not sarcastic at all