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I think I'm going to my local for a pint, because I've had a tip off that the hot new barmaid is working, yummmm

Are speleologists & butchers particularly randy?

it seems a lot of porn is aimed at them....
lots of raw crevices I'd rather not go into.

SD5 wrote:Are speleologists & butchers particularly randy?

it seems a lot of porn is aimed at them....
lots of badly-cooked places I'd rather not go into.



If you'd like me to elucidate, please ask.

the word "gaping" comes to mind

proper FUCKED!



woooo

Are yu claiming to be gaping Evil One?
(just joking...please don't answer that question )

could go for one. always have to bring my own to any party, sometimes makes people realise how shit their beer is (coors, bud, miller, barf) , lol.

american beers do taste like shit, bud is just carbonated chemical lager extract however the people at the pub I work at almost exclusively drink jager bombs or fosters tops. why would you buy a shit beer and then fill it up with lemonade? because it tastes shit? would you like a stella sir, it's only 20p more and it tastes like beer, or perhaps you don't actually like beer and I could interest you in one of these delightful apple and mango J20s back here in the girls' fridge?

also jokes to watch people come in and pay 3.10 for a small bottle of becks and then watch next man pay 3.10 for a pint of becks out of a tap.

i wanna go sleep so bad

Abelard wrote:american beers do taste like shit, bud is just carbonated chemical lager extract however the people at the pub I work at almost exclusively drink jager bombs or fosters tops. why would you buy a shit beer and then fill it up with lemonade? because it tastes shit? would you like a stella sir, it's only 20p more and it tastes like beer, or perhaps you don't actually like beer and I could interest you in one of these delightful apple and mango J20s back here in the girls' fridge?

also jokes to watch people come in and pay 3.10 for a small bottle of becks and then watch next man pay 3.10 for a pint of becks out of a tap.

3.10 for a bottle of becks?! Good lord!
I thought the pub i work at was expensive!

I went and got stoned after work, good.
Had a couple bevvies after work, good.
Crashing at my mates house and being told i'd get a lift home in the morning, good.

I didn't get paid last night, again.
Sposed to get paid every saturday.
I have bills to pay!
Went to bed at half 7 this morning.
Was awake at quater to 10. Urgh.
Asked my mate for a lift home, 'I can't mate i'm so hungover, im dying'
So had to walk in the rain, to the oher side of town where i live, fucking no i-pod and no cigarettes.

EDIT: This was sposed to go in 'things that pissed you off today', sorry! I'm so tired

whiney freinds are annoying, sleep deprivation is annoying, being hungry is annoying, no song ideas in time is annoying

fucking hangover, time to cure it with a warm beer
this guy better pay me decent for setting up his studio today
wanna work on beats today but do i really feel like powering up the rack and everything? are all the cables connected
fuck have to work tomorrow

SD5 wrote:Are yu claiming to be gaping Evil One?
(just joking...please don't answer that question )

not even close.

I ate too much

made a nice tune, need a piss really bad but drag myself any from computer

I'm wide awake. I'm bored, nobody is on msn or facebook. Crap.

The last time at one of my favorite places with some of my favorite people.

<3

where's the cute girls that aren't needy as fuck??