First World Problems

ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:41 pm

Terpit wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:still have my laptop but i don't want to hold it on my lap.
guess why its called a laptop

it gets all warm and then i sweat

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:02 pm

you don't want to have it on your lap because it gives of radiation, its fine on a table

jayladders · Post by **jayladders** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:07 am

Laptop + lap and heat = fucks with your balls. Get a bottom mounted fan or use a book inbetween

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:20 am

jayladders wrote:Laptop + lap and heat = fucks with your balls. Get a bottom mounted fan or use a book inbetween

^this. It increases the chances of your children being born with defects

Phigure · Post by **Phigure** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:33 am

what if theyre cool defects though?!?

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:35 am

im gonna start laptop frying my balls so my children have superstrength

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:45 am

i need a wide screen tv

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:46 am

Reverb wrote:im gonna start laptop frying my balls so my children have superstrength

can never start too young
http://www.specialolympics.org/

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:27 am

Lounge at the airport was closed so had to eat breakfast with the general public.

Sexual_Chocolate · Post by **Sexual_Chocolate** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:28 am

wub wrote:Lounge at the airport was closed so had to eat breakfast with the general public.

Quick! get the medical masks & Purell!

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:29 am

ehbrums1 wrote:
jayladders wrote:Laptop + lap and heat = fucks with your balls. Get a bottom mounted fan or use a book inbetween
^this. It increases the chances of your children being born with defects

I thought it gave you super sperm

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:30 am

Nevalo wrote:
wub wrote:Lounge at the airport was closed so had to eat breakfast with the general public.
Quick! get the medical masks & Purell!

Worse, had to pay for breakfast instead of having the free buffet. Means another item on my fucking expense report when I get home.

jayladders · Post by **jayladders** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:32 am

Terpit wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:
jayladders wrote:Laptop + lap and heat = fucks with your balls. Get a bottom mounted fan or use a book inbetween
^this. It increases the chances of your children being born with defects
I thought it gave you super sperm

Super sperm is dangerous mate..

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=Hypervirility

ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:44 pm

Was browsing the website of a large local sports store and found a really cool yoga mat + 2 blocks + belt set. Decided to go and buy it. The people in the store had no fucking idea what I was talking about and the only things they sold were the mats

Went to 3 other sports shops and none of them sell blocks.

jayladders · Post by **jayladders** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:12 am

About to finish first season of community, have to wait about a week for the next one

Pre order of borderlands 2 probably won't get here on the release date cos I accidentally ordered from failazon

Lost my wallet

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:00 am

Wanted to order a chinese takeaway last night... couldn't find a menu

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:01 am

particle-jim wrote:Wanted to order a chinese takeaway last night... couldn't find a menu

http://www.just-eat.co.uk/

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:05 am

southstar wrote:
particle-jim wrote:Wanted to order a chinese takeaway last night... couldn't find a menu
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/

Internet was down too

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:20 pm

I ate both the steak slice and the duck wrap at the same time, now i wish i'd saved one for later

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:25 pm

I've really got to go for a run tonight, but all I can think about is going to KFC and having a Doctor Who marathon.

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