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Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:41 pm
by ultraspatial
Terpit wrote:ultraspatial wrote:still have my laptop but i don't want to hold it on my lap.
guess why its called a laptop
it gets all warm and then i sweat
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:02 pm
by sigbowls
you don't want to have it on your lap because it gives of radiation, its fine on a table
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:07 am
by jayladders
Laptop + lap and heat = fucks with your balls. Get a bottom mounted fan or use a book inbetween
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:20 am
by ehbes
jayladders wrote:Laptop + lap and heat = fucks with your balls. Get a bottom mounted fan or use a book inbetween
^this. It increases the chances of your children being born with defects
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:33 am
by Phigure
what if theyre cool defects though?!?
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:35 am
by BonerJams04
im gonna start laptop frying my balls so my children have superstrength
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:45 am
by sigbowls
i need a wide screen tv
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:46 am
by ehbes
Reverb wrote:im gonna start laptop frying my balls so my children have superstrength
can never start too young
http://www.specialolympics.org/
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:27 am
by wub
Lounge at the airport was closed so had to eat breakfast with the general public.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:28 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
wub wrote:Lounge at the airport was closed so had to eat breakfast with the general public.
Quick! get the medical masks & Purell!
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:29 am
by Terpit
ehbrums1 wrote:jayladders wrote:Laptop + lap and heat = fucks with your balls. Get a bottom mounted fan or use a book inbetween
^this. It increases the chances of your children being born with defects
I thought it gave you super sperm
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:30 am
by wub
Nevalo wrote:wub wrote:Lounge at the airport was closed so had to eat breakfast with the general public.
Quick! get the medical masks & Purell!
Worse, had to pay for breakfast instead of having the free buffet. Means another item on my fucking expense report when I get home.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:32 am
by jayladders
Terpit wrote:ehbrums1 wrote:jayladders wrote:Laptop + lap and heat = fucks with your balls. Get a bottom mounted fan or use a book inbetween
^this. It increases the chances of your children being born with defects
I thought it gave you super sperm
Super sperm is dangerous mate..
http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=Hypervirility
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:44 pm
by ultraspatial
Was browsing the website of a large local sports store and found a really cool yoga mat + 2 blocks + belt set. Decided to go and buy it. The people in the store had no fucking idea what I was talking about and the only things they sold were the mats
Went to 3 other sports shops and none of them sell blocks.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:12 am
by jayladders
About to finish first season of community, have to wait about a week for the next one
Pre order of borderlands 2 probably won't get here on the release date cos I accidentally ordered from failazon
Lost my wallet
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:00 am
by particle-jim
Wanted to order a chinese takeaway last night... couldn't find a menu

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:01 am
by Forum
particle-jim wrote:Wanted to order a chinese takeaway last night... couldn't find a menu

http://www.just-eat.co.uk/
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:05 am
by particle-jim
southstar wrote:particle-jim wrote:Wanted to order a chinese takeaway last night... couldn't find a menu

http://www.just-eat.co.uk/
Internet was down too

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:20 pm
by Forum
I ate both the steak slice and the duck wrap at the same time, now i wish i'd saved one for later
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:25 pm
by magma
I've really got to go for a run tonight, but all I can think about is going to KFC and having a Doctor Who marathon.