Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri May 09, 2008 9:29 am

kamala wrote:
gwa wrote:
primate wrote:
eLBe wrote:I wish I had a maggotless bacon sandwich right NOW.
granted, but the shop's out of HP. and you get hit by a truck crossing the street cos you're too busy wiping melted butter of your topman suit.

i wish i could freeze time so i could mess with the ladies
Granted but when you freeze time, fannys close up and tits go inside out.

I wish i wasnt working tonight so i could go see doc scott
granted except you get mugged on the way there and end up upside down in a trash bin..

i wish i had some pizza

Granted, but its covered in bacon, pepperoni and sausage, with no soy in sight.

I wish I had a bacon, pepperoni and sausage pizza, with no soy in sight.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri May 09, 2008 9:46 am

kidlogic wrote: Granted, but its covered in bacon, pepperoni and sausage, with no soy in sight.

I wish I had a bacon, pepperoni and sausage pizza, with no soy in sight.

Granted, but you suddenly find the idea of eating a previously living creature disgusting, the subsequent guilt of your gluttony for flesh in past years proves to much and you swear to live throught the pain your actions caused to other animals and lock you self in a small cage in a dark shed.

I wish I had a bacon, pepperoni and sausage pizza, with no soy in sight

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:10 am

eLBe wrote:
kidlogic wrote: Granted, but its covered in bacon, pepperoni and sausage, with no soy in sight.

I wish I had a bacon, pepperoni and sausage pizza, with no soy in sight.
Granted, but you suddenly find the idea of eating a previously living creature disgusting, the subsequent guilt of your gluttony for flesh in past years proves to much and you swear to live throught the pain your actions caused to other animals and lock you self in a small cage in a dark shed.

I wish I had a bacon, pepperoni and sausage pizza, with no soy in sight

Granted, but you suddenly find the idea of eating a previously living creature disgusting, which is ironic because all of the meat products on your pizza have been replaced by soylent green... and SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE... ITS. MADE. FROM. PEEEEEEEEEOPLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!

I wish I had a soy-soylent green pizza, with anchovies.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:11 am

kidlogic wrote: Granted, but you suddenly find the idea of eating a previously living creature disgusting, which is ironic because all of the meat products on your pizza have been replaced by soylent green... and SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE... ITS. MADE. FROM. PEEEEEEEEEOPLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!

I wish I had a soy-soylent green pizza, with anchovies.

Granted.But it's made with real cheese,Amykamala,and no anchovies.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish for an extra large double real cheese/double pepperoni pizza.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:20 am

Echo Wanderer wrote: Granted.But it's made with real cheese,Amykamala,and no anchovies.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish for an extra large double real cheese/double pepperoni pizza.

Granted.

well thats not much fun

I wish it waws 40 mins later in the day

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:22 am

eLBe wrote:
Echo Wanderer wrote: Granted.But it's made with real cheese,Amykamala,and no anchovies.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish for an extra large double real cheese/double pepperoni pizza.
Granted.

well thats not much fun

I wish it waws 40 mins later in the day

granted, but now its 40days later in the year and the summer is over

i wish i had some bacon and could get rid of this stonking hangover

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:25 am

Granted, but the bacon is soooo good that you actually get high, and said high is followed by the worst hangover of them all, the bacon hangover. The only cure is more bacon and beer. Which gives you an even bigger hangover and the cycle starts anew.

I wish I had some bacon beer or beer bacon.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:32 am

granted, but in my hungover junkie state i sneak up behind you and scoff the lot

i wish someone had turned up with a power supply last night so i could have recorded whistla b2b m2j.... they were on FIYAH!!!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:34 am

dr ddd wrote:granted, but in my hungover junkie state i sneak up behind you and scoff the lot

i wish someone had turned up with a power supply last night so i could have recorded whistla b2b m2j.... they were on FIYAH!!!

Granted, but the combination of both a faulty power supply and their aforementioned status of being on FIYAH!!! causes the whole place to burn down and all their vinyls are lost in the process.

I wish ddd had a bell on her neck so she couldnt sneak up on me and steal mah bacon!@#$!@#!

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:27 pm

granted, but now everyone walks around with bells on their necks so you cant single her bell out amongst the background noise and she still gets all your bacon

i wish i could get this bell off from round my neck as it's getting on my nerves

soldjaaa_chik · Post by **soldjaaa_chik** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:38 pm

dr ddd wrote:granted, but now everyone walks around with bells on their necks so you cant single her bell out amongst the background noise and she still gets all your bacon

i wish i could get this bell off from round my neck as it's getting on my nerves

granted, but now you have a monkey hanging from your neck, who insists on making noises all day long.

I wish i could decide what to wear.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:42 pm

soldjaaa_chik wrote:
dr ddd wrote:granted, but now everyone walks around with bells on their necks so you cant single her bell out amongst the background noise and she still gets all your bacon

i wish i could get this bell off from round my neck as it's getting on my nerves
granted, but now you have a monkey hanging from your neck, who insists on making noises all day long.

I wish i could decide what to wear.

Granted. You decide on a nice bell/monkey combo, which looks smashing, but the monkey wont stop playing with the bell, and getting rather excited about it, so much that he loses it and smashes you upon the head with said bell. I told you you looked smashing.

I wish I had a coffee machine here at my desk so I didnt have to walk all that way for another cup right now...

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:43 pm

Granted, but you decide to wear nothing and walk round ya yard naykid.

I wish you don't post pics of the above.. but secretly wish you do.

Edit: bloody yanks, have to be the first at everything.

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:41 pm

felixGash wrote:Granted, but you decide to wear nothing and walk round ya yard naykid.

I wish you don't post pics of the above.. but secretly wish you do.

Edit: bloody yanks, have to be the first at everything.

Secret wish granted, but you will have to stare at them for eternity.

I wish I had a beer in my hand right now

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:42 pm

Granted. But it's Carling, and it's warm.

I wish I had a cold glass of coke with ice.

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:44 pm

felixGash wrote:Granted. But it's Carling, and it's warm.

I wish I had a cold glass of coke with ice.

Granted, but its diet coke.

I wish I had a bike to get home quicker, instead of sitting on fucking public transport in this heat.

By the way I'm used to warm carling. I went to reading.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:46 pm

swamp wrote:
felixGash wrote:Granted. But it's Carling, and it's warm.

I wish I had a cold glass of coke with ice.
Granted, but its diet coke.

I wish I had a bike to get home quicker, instead of sitting on fucking public transport in this heat.

By the way I'm used to warm carling. I went to reading.

Granted but before you finish work someone nicks your wheels.

I wish I didnt procrastinate so much!

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:47 pm

Granted, but your wish will only come into effect tomorrow.

I wish I liked diet coke.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Fri May 09, 2008 4:48 pm

felixGash wrote:Granted, but your wish will only come into effect tomorrow.

I wish I liked diet coke.

granted but its bacon flavored

i wish i had a faster computer.

primate · Post by **primate** » Tue May 13, 2008 10:17 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:I wish i had a faster computer.

granted, but it achieves self awareness and launches nukes on all UN targets, resulting in the 3rd world war, the near extinction of the human species and our subsiquent enslavement to the new master race of machine hybrids.

i wish i had a better job

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