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Post by ehbes » Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:43 pm

i went to catholic school so instead of sex ed we we're just told that if you wear a condom or masturbate you're going to hell. this was at the height of some of the priest rape stories so my buddy asked about it and got yelled at by the principle
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Post by particle-jim » Tue Sep 16, 2014 2:59 pm

Fucking Catholicism hahaha, I've already had to sign a contract stating that any future children I have will be raised Catholic despite the fact I'm agnostic, it was the only way they would let us have a church wedding, the priest was an ass too, he didn't even want to talk to me coz I'm not Catholic
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Post by dickman69 » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:00 pm

catholic ppl are crazy

like actual catholic, sunni catholic
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Post by Harkat » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:13 pm

We had some liberal feminist flavor scandinavian sex ed lol

Swear we had it for 3 lessons or so every year from 6th to 10th grade. Got a bit cringe after a while.

We were down in some "center" in 10th grade where my friend put a condom on his head and blew out his nose so it inflated massively, then some friendly ambiguously lesbian ladies reassured us sex was nothing to be ashamed of etc etc etc

TBH I'd trade places with Ehbs if I could, his sex ed sounds more fun

Fire and brimstone Catholicism >>> Boring soft liberal reassurement
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Post by ehbes » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:32 pm

i wish i could remember more about what they told us. i do recall them comparing ejaculation to squeezing and orange and having juice squirt out. that was an interesting mental picture
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Post by wub » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:33 pm

ehbes wrote:i wish i could remember more about what they told us. i do recall them comparing ejaculation to squeezing and orange and having juice squirt out. that was an interesting mental picture
Given your current frame, I doubt it's all that far off.

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Post by kidshuffle » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:49 pm

I remember sex ed starting in grade 5 for us, which was sex ed in a strictly cellular sense...then the next year it was about puberty, then once we got to jr high they showed us a condom once, and mostly talked about std's.

In high school i had one week if sex ed, and all i remember is the teacher telling the guys to "remember the importance of the clitoris" and her demonstrating how to use spermicidle lube, on an old school projector with a vag slide on it :cornlol:
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Post by hubb » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:51 pm

the one class in school where you didn't get a boner imo
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Post by hubb » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:52 pm

which reminds me

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Post by kidshuffle » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:55 pm

Looks like it already exists m8
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Post by nowaysj » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:08 pm

particle-jim wrote:Fucking Catholicism hahaha, I've already had to sign a contract stating that any future children I have will be raised Catholic despite the fact I'm agnostic, it was the only way they would let us have a church wedding, the priest was an ass too, he didn't even want to talk to me coz I'm not Catholic
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Post by hubb » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:14 pm

Looks like it already exists m8
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Post by syrup » Tue Sep 16, 2014 6:12 pm

8000 posts woo
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Post by RKM » Tue Sep 16, 2014 6:21 pm

in our video robert winston famously announced 'this is my sperm' with the aforementioned in hand

this remained a catchphrase for some time
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Post by Electric_Head » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:57 am

To hard edge for some :lol:
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Post by cyclopian » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:04 am

I have much respect for ya man

but that picture screams fedora to me
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Post by Electric_Head » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:06 am

Jeez :(
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Post by cyclopian » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:10 am

sorry the bad usage of shock irony is just a bit over the edge
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Post by magma » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:33 am

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