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i went to catholic school so instead of sex ed we we're just told that if you wear a condom or masturbate you're going to hell. this was at the height of some of the priest rape stories so my buddy asked about it and got yelled at by the principle

Fucking Catholicism hahaha, I've already had to sign a contract stating that any future children I have will be raised Catholic despite the fact I'm agnostic, it was the only way they would let us have a church wedding, the priest was an ass too, he didn't even want to talk to me coz I'm not Catholic

catholic ppl are crazy

like actual catholic, sunni catholic

We had some liberal feminist flavor scandinavian sex ed lol

Swear we had it for 3 lessons or so every year from 6th to 10th grade. Got a bit cringe after a while.

We were down in some "center" in 10th grade where my friend put a condom on his head and blew out his nose so it inflated massively, then some friendly ambiguously lesbian ladies reassured us sex was nothing to be ashamed of etc etc etc

TBH I'd trade places with Ehbs if I could, his sex ed sounds more fun

Fire and brimstone Catholicism >>> Boring soft liberal reassurement

i wish i could remember more about what they told us. i do recall them comparing ejaculation to squeezing and orange and having juice squirt out. that was an interesting mental picture

ehbes wrote:i wish i could remember more about what they told us. i do recall them comparing ejaculation to squeezing and orange and having juice squirt out. that was an interesting mental picture

Given your current frame, I doubt it's all that far off.

I remember sex ed starting in grade 5 for us, which was sex ed in a strictly cellular sense...then the next year it was about puberty, then once we got to jr high they showed us a condom once, and mostly talked about std's.

In high school i had one week if sex ed, and all i remember is the teacher telling the guys to "remember the importance of the clitoris" and her demonstrating how to use spermicidle lube, on an old school projector with a vag slide on it

the one class in school where you didn't get a boner imo

which reminds me

is an antiseptic lube a million dollar idea that i shouldn't share on the net?

Looks like it already exists m8

particle-jim wrote:Fucking Catholicism hahaha, I've already had to sign a contract stating that any future children I have will be raised Catholic despite the fact I'm agnostic, it was the only way they would let us have a church wedding, the priest was an ass too, he didn't even want to talk to me coz I'm not Catholic

You know in the movies where the person signs a contract with the devil? Haha, so silly. Yeah, you just did that. Don't go into babylon, Jim.

Looks like it already exists m8

damn

[+] Spoiler

m8s will have to suffice without pink eye

etm

8000 posts woo

in our video robert winston famously announced 'this is my sperm' with the aforementioned in hand

this remained a catchphrase for some time

To hard edge for some

I have much respect for ya man

but that picture screams fedora to me

Jeez

sorry the bad usage of shock irony is just a bit over the edge

syrup wrote:8000 posts woo

I had a friend at school called Clint... it usually took under a week for the name on his shiny new locker to get "edited" at the start of each term.