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Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 2:42 pm
by magma
noam wrote:magma wrote:I hate to piss on an unhappy turn of events, but Jada Pinkett is single again. Men of the world rejoice!
guessin will's scientology took over what was left of a Hollywood legend

Indeed. What she needs is a good old fashioned English agnostic.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:51 pm
by firky
Fucking Pickett would be like wanking to Moira Stewart as she read the news.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:01 pm
by LA_Boxers
brettheaslewood wrote:@L.A Boxers - need to send you a new bit if your ona dungenon ting!
not that it's even finished, but i might be able to get it done for friday

Yeah mate. If you can get it over by like Thursday I will try and sneak it into my set!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:25 pm
by noam
magma wrote:noam wrote:magma wrote:I hate to piss on an unhappy turn of events, but Jada Pinkett is single again. Men of the world rejoice!
guessin will's scientology took over what was left of a Hollywood legend

Indeed. What she needs is a good old fashioned English agnostic.

there's a joke about missionary's that i cant be arsed to think of right now...
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:33 pm
by clifford_-
LA_Boxers wrote:brettheaslewood wrote:@L.A Boxers - need to send you a new bit if your ona dungenon ting!
not that it's even finished, but i might be able to get it done for friday

Yeah mate. If you can get it over by like Thursday I will try and sneak it into my set!
ive sent you a couple of bits via your facebook inbox just incase you fancyed them!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:07 pm
by bigfootspartan
I've been trying to set up some volunteering at school since I realized my residency application has nothing on it. Just got an email from the head of dermatology saying he would gladly be an advisor to a group I'm trying to start.
Today just went from mundane to top notch in one email!

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:27 pm
by apmje
Totally bought a Kitten.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:28 pm
by wub
apmje wrote:Totally bought a Kitten.
Shoulda bought a chicken instead. They're 3 for £10 down Sainsburys at the moment, and less stringy.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:51 pm
by Shum
N-Type has been dropping some goodies tonight.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:31 am
by wub
Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:37 am
by murky21
GF trying on her outlook bikinis last night, she has been smashing the gym + sun beds in the run up, she looks seriously banging

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:00 pm
by magma
wub wrote:Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
Best done just as your mate has gone for a piss...
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:38 pm
by JFK
wub wrote:Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
What does this do? Ive tried it three times and Im getting nothing......

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:43 pm
by Electric_Head
it`s a laptop/tablet pc thing.
Flips your display
We do it to folks here in the office when they leave their laptops unlocked.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:11 pm
by brettheaslewood
missus out for the evening, gonna finish off some tunes tonight.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:20 pm
by particle-jim
pikeymobile wrote:Having a wee after wanking and seeing a glob of jizz fly out
aaah yes... jizzpiss
have you noticed there is a difference between wanky jizzpiss and sexy jizzpiss?
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:58 pm
by pulkpull
My housemate came back from the corner shop earlier with a single chile. He said the shopkeep had warned him not to use the whole thing, then he laughed and proceeded to put the whole thing in some pasta concoction. Now he's sat on the toilet literally crying. Who's laughing now, huh?
Answer: It's me. I'm laughing now.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:22 pm
by AxeD
JFK wrote:wub wrote:Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
What does this do? Ive tried it three times and Im getting nothing......

I scroll like this, work quite good.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:52 pm
by spire
AxeD wrote:JFK wrote:wub wrote:Crtl + Alt + Down arrow
What does this do? Ive tried it three times and Im getting nothing......

I scroll like this, work quite good.
On my laptop Ctrl + Alt + (Arrow Key) flips the screen upside down/sideways
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:46 pm
by LA_Boxers
NType b2b Walsh b2b Surge on my radio station right now!!
http://www.corruptradio.net