What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by hayze99 » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:31 pm

Would absolutely love to bitch-slap a goat.

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by ThomasEll » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:10 am

I think I can count a Juggalo as an animal right?
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Clean » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:32 am

I think I could take on a wild Skrillex myself.

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by ThomasEll » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:36 am

*Grass contains wild Skrillex*
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by legend4ry » Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:43 am

I'd love to 'ave a go with a larger than average capybaras. I reckon one stiff toe punt to the chops and it'll be gone.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by noam » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:29 am

legend4ry wrote:I'd love to 'ave a go with a larger than average capybaras. I reckon one stiff toe punt to the chops and it'll be gone.
i'd go for a shin kick to one of its front legs

kick its legs right off

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Electric_Head » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:31 am

sweeping the leg didn`t work against the Karate kid, what are the chances it`ll work against a capybara?
seriously
it`s like a freakan wolverine
spitting and snarling
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by magma » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:34 am

Fuck, I'd love to boot a capybara... even just so I can film it and tell everyone that I found some shrinking potion and spend the day fucking up vicious rabbits.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by Electric_Head » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:36 am

that`s like calling a badger a vicious rabbit
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by noam » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:37 am

Electric_Head wrote:sweeping the leg didn`t work against the Karate kid, what are the chances it`ll work against a capybara?
seriously
it`s like a freakan wolverine
spitting and snarling
who said sweep??

im talking about a brutal muay thai style shin strike to its lower front leg, separating it at the knee joint

then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by magma » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:39 am

Electric_Head wrote:that`s like calling a badger a vicious rabbit
They're like huge rabbits that've been fucking huge Guinea Pigs!

Also, badgers are mean as shit. I reckon I could take one, but I'd never manage a Flawless Victory... watch your ankles.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by magma » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:41 am

noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
Now you're talking my language.

I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
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Post by Electric_Head » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:42 am

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Look at the teeth, THE TEETH!!!!

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by magma » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:44 am

Look at the tooth decay, feed the tnuc a Mars bar and smash them down his throat.
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Post by Electric_Head » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:46 am

magma wrote:
noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
Now you're talking my language.

I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
you and dolphins

Apparently dolphins ejaculate at a speed of a 180 miles per hour which is faster than the top speed of most vehicles. I'm wondering, has anyone been killed by dolphins ejaculating?

Magma being dolphin-handled will add to that horrific statistic.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by noam » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:51 am

magma wrote:
noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
Now you're talking my language.

I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by mVI » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:28 pm

Electric_Head wrote:Look at the teeth, THE TEETH!!!!

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Can I fight it human style? Slowly posioning it's environment until it loses it's fur and becomes sterile?

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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by ThomasEll » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:39 pm

I'm not sure if underhanded tactics like that count as bare handed.... :lol:
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by magma » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:40 pm

mVI wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:Look at the teeth, THE TEETH!!!!

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Can I fight it human style? Slowly posioning it's environment until it loses it's fur and becomes sterile?
:wwf:
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Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill

Post by ketamine » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:50 pm

magma wrote:
noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
Now you're talking my language.

I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
:lol: to both of you

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