What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Forum rules
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.
Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.
Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Would absolutely love to bitch-slap a goat.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
I think I can count a Juggalo as an animal right?
bass hertz wrote: Less time masturbating = more time practicing for banjo duels.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
I think I could take on a wild Skrillex myself.


http://www.mixcloud.com/joe-randommz/deep-dubstep-mix-2/
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
*Grass contains wild Skrillex*
bass hertz wrote: Less time masturbating = more time practicing for banjo duels.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
I'd love to 'ave a go with a larger than average capybaras. I reckon one stiff toe punt to the chops and it'll be gone.
SoundcloudSoulstep wrote: My point is i just wanna hear more vibes
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
i'd go for a shin kick to one of its front legslegend4ry wrote:I'd love to 'ave a go with a larger than average capybaras. I reckon one stiff toe punt to the chops and it'll be gone.
kick its legs right off
- Electric_Head
- Posts: 16958
- Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 9:59 am
- Location: South of Africa
- Contact:
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
sweeping the leg didn`t work against the Karate kid, what are the chances it`ll work against a capybara?
seriously
it`s like a freakan wolverine
spitting and snarling
seriously
it`s like a freakan wolverine
spitting and snarling



Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Fuck, I'd love to boot a capybara... even just so I can film it and tell everyone that I found some shrinking potion and spend the day fucking up vicious rabbits.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
- Electric_Head
- Posts: 16958
- Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 9:59 am
- Location: South of Africa
- Contact:
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
that`s like calling a badger a vicious rabbit



Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
who said sweep??Electric_Head wrote:sweeping the leg didn`t work against the Karate kid, what are the chances it`ll work against a capybara?
seriously
it`s like a freakan wolverine
spitting and snarling
im talking about a brutal muay thai style shin strike to its lower front leg, separating it at the knee joint
then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
They're like huge rabbits that've been fucking huge Guinea Pigs!Electric_Head wrote:that`s like calling a badger a vicious rabbit
Also, badgers are mean as shit. I reckon I could take one, but I'd never manage a Flawless Victory... watch your ankles.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Now you're talking my language.noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
- Electric_Head
- Posts: 16958
- Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 9:59 am
- Location: South of Africa
- Contact:
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Look at the tooth decay, feed the tnuc a Mars bar and smash them down his throat.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
- Electric_Head
- Posts: 16958
- Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 9:59 am
- Location: South of Africa
- Contact:
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
you and dolphinsmagma wrote:Now you're talking my language.noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
Apparently dolphins ejaculate at a speed of a 180 miles per hour which is faster than the top speed of most vehicles. I'm wondering, has anyone been killed by dolphins ejaculating?
Magma being dolphin-handled will add to that horrific statistic.



Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
never one to shy away from a chance to delivermagma wrote:Now you're talking my language.noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TODAY
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
Can I fight it human style? Slowly posioning it's environment until it loses it's fur and becomes sterile?Electric_Head wrote:Look at the teeth, THE TEETH!!!!
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
I'm not sure if underhanded tactics like that count as bare handed.... 
bass hertz wrote: Less time masturbating = more time practicing for banjo duels.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
mVI wrote:Can I fight it human style? Slowly posioning it's environment until it loses it's fur and becomes sterile?Electric_Head wrote:Look at the teeth, THE TEETH!!!!

Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
Re: What is the HARDEST animal you think you could kill
magma wrote:Now you're talking my language.noam wrote:then perhaps, a people's elbow to finish it off
I reckon you could coax a dolphin into thinking you were riding it before you switched and powerbombed the fucker onto the beach for the 1,2,3.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

