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hubb wrote:put two mice in the oven, fill them with birth-liquid?, slice 'em and love 'em.

I stamp on the mice, break open and eat the bones. I spit out the marrow to eat later whilst watching the trilogy of home alones. And when i'm done with that i touch myself to jurassic park, fantasizing there's a dinosaur lady on my case but she's a loan shark

Bass Music wrote:

hubb wrote:put two mice in the oven, fill them with birth-liquid?, slice 'em and love 'em.

I stamp on the mice, break open and eat the bones. I spit out the marrow to eat later whilst watching the trilogy of home alones. And when i'm done with that i touch myself to jurassic park, fantasizing there's a dinosaur lady on my case but she's a loan shark

Bro, thats so screwed, no mean to be rude,
but this thread is so fantastic, I no longer care if it's crude.

Bass Music wrote:

hubb wrote:put two mice in the oven, fill them with birth-liquid?, slice 'em and love 'em.

I stamp on the mice, break open and eat the bones. I spit out the marrow to eat later whilst watching the trilogy of home alones. And when i'm done with that i touch myself to jurassic park, fantasizing there's a dinosaur lady on my case but she's a loan shark

Fine choice of movies, my friend, love to watch them even after they end. But films of Christmas are now what I seek, I'm torrenting two right now as we speak.

Hey I don't mean to be frank,
but this thread is utter wank.
People are cussing left and right
while some sit back without a fight.

Clean wrote:Hey I don't mean to be frank,
but this thread is utter wank.
People are cussing left and right
while some sit back without a fight.

Cussing is cool like, saying fuck,
It's a lovely word, rhymes with fuck,
Makes me feel strong, saying fuck,
I've just popped a boner, holy fuck!

fuck fuck fuck, fuck,
fuckedy fuck fuck, fuck,
oh fuck the fuck fuck,
TRICYCLE!

Mortal wrote:fuck fuck fuck, fuck,
fuckedy fuck fuck, fuck,
oh fuck the fuck fuck,
TRICYCLE!

Beautiful post, like a sunday roast. Literary genius, like a penis.

Clean wrote:Hey I don't mean to be frank,
but this thread is utter wank.
People are cussing left and right
while some sit back without a fight.

Hey man you got a light? wanna give my mum a fright. I'll set on fire my genital area, flame spreading faster than disease like malaria. Flames rising up, scolding my face. Heat snaps my elbow tendons folding my arms in embrace. Mum runs down stairs and goes for the water, scolds her pretty face with acid, now looks like janet street porter, was 5'2 now is one foot shorter cos she tripped, broke her legs and gave insurance a second thought ah

7 pages and no double-rhymes

Literary genius? I don't believe it.
But I wish the best of luck as you attempt to achieve it.
To keep the people interested, you gotta weave it.
If you ain't willing to work for it, you might as well leave it.

My rhymes like nietzsche
I need a Senorita,
With lips like a leach,
and a back seat like a treat,
she wont admit defeat,
even if after her fella skeet,
drippin g, soaking sheets
all types of excretes ecstasy,
to the next degree,
anarchy and alchemy...

Oh my gosh look at the time.
Why am i on this thread of rhymes?
Been watching Babestation & I'm covered in slime.
When i jizzed i looked like i was sucking on a lime.
Just checked my pocket and i found a dime.
My daily earnings as a street mime.
Dot rotten and mic righteous, i thought they were grime?
They just transformed like optimus prime.
Eating golden nuggets & they're so sublime.
P.S i also like the sound of zee wind chimes.

Hit me

where it hurts
side show freaks who drink afterbirth
slangs dro till it rains bro,
ill blu like a smurf
drug dealing curse
some day these rubber bands,
will expand to new girth

ten shots fired at random from my luger..

Leave your face looking like Freddy Kruger

Refuzed wrote:ten shots fired at random from my luger..

And by luger I mean penis and they went on Freddy Krueger

i'd of already moved ya the moods too super

Blooper like Betty Boop-er, you put it on rinse i put it on loop, fresh out the cleaners, misdemeanor demeanor, meat is leaner, got a small wiener for a beaner...

I thought I farted,
But i sharted
fuck my life
i need new pants and a shower

i'll stand in the shower,
for a whole hour,
oh wait, no i wont i dont have much time.