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Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:10 pm
by James Kofi
Today wrote:if someone pissed in my bong, they literally would get stabbed

with a hot knife
I'd piss in their mouth at knifepoint

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:53 am
by SunkLo
I'd make them piss on my hot knife to cool it down a bit (but not too much) and then stab them with it.

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:20 am
by mylon
SunkLo wrote:I was gonna piss in my ex roomate's bong. She was a huge bitch. Instead I just wiped her last cigarette on my ass and then later on, watched her enjoy it.
Good choice :W:
and
NW DUBAHOLIC wrote:
mylon wrote:oh, the jealousy...
mmj patient?
Yeah
Are you in necessity of it or just recreational? You always hear 'bout Colorado and especially in California how there's just doctors that just prescribe cards, but no one ever mentions states like Washington.

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:57 am
by SunkLo
mylon wrote:
SunkLo wrote:I was gonna piss in my ex roomate's bong. She was a huge bitch. Instead I just wiped her last cigarette on my ass and then later on, watched her enjoy it.
Good choice :W:
She's one of those people who cherish the 'wish smoke' and relish when the rest of the pack is gone so they can smoke it. I did a credit card swipe followed by putting the very tip of the filter on my cornholio and giving it a twist. She comes home bitching about her work even though she brought back a bunch of beer and tip money she stole. Just generally being whiny and ungrateful, yapping about herself and how hard her life is. Meanwhile, I'm just playing along agreeing with her, watching her smoke it all luxuriously like in a cigarette ad... pokerface.jpg :lol:
Sad part is, there's a billion grosser things already in the cig.

See fellows? This is why you shouldn't mix tobacco with your weed. You're better off rubbing your nugs on your anus.

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:04 am
by scspkr99
Nah that's more a tale of why you shouldn't room with a dickhead

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:41 am
by dmz007
I've got a mate who attached a cone piece to the end of one of these bad boys

Image

Its how we roll in NZ.

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:55 am
by JBoy
None of you would dare stab a block of cheese, let alone a person.

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:48 am
by James Kofi
JBoy wrote:None of you would dare stab a block of cheese, let alone a person.
I dunno let's find out. ninja meet up in leeds!

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:49 pm
by JBoy
James Kofi wrote:
JBoy wrote:None of you would dare stab a block of cheese, let alone a person.
I dunno let's find out. ninja meet up in leeds!
my manz would bare shank you up blud

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:01 pm
by daeMTHAFKNkim
Image

Got this image off of google but this is what I got with a friend when we went on a roadtrip to Cali. 3 perc with an ice-catcher.
Too bad it broke cuz of my dumbo friends :(

We put a different food coloring in each chamber like a boss.

I'll miss you Captain Planet.

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:23 am
by TooMuch
Does anyone know what them like wooden poles / pipes are with a gauze in called? They are pretty big almost like some native american tribal shit.

I saw some guy use one in the Dam sat next to me and my mates. Hit that fucker so hard when he exhaled his smoke it was constantly coming out of his mouth for like 20 seconds thick as fuck. We were gobsmacked. It was at the Greenhouse if anyones been and used one?

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:36 am
by James Kofi
Moultz wrote:Does anyone know what them like wooden poles / pipes are with a gauze in called? They are pretty big almost like some native american tribal shit.

I saw some guy use one in the Dam sat next to me and my mates. Hit that fucker so hard when he exhaled his smoke it was constantly coming out of his mouth for like 20 seconds thick as fuck. We were gobsmacked. It was at the Greenhouse if anyones been and used one?
didgeridoos

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:49 am
by SunkLo
Covert Image

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:02 am
by mks
There is no way they are going to hit that without spilling.

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:13 am
by SunkLo
One person drinks while another person smokes.

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:26 pm
by Today
SunkLo wrote:Covert Image
that shit is my calling in life
i love nothing more than a bowl pack of heady nug WITH a dark, robust, cup of black coffee at the same time
mind =blown

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:06 pm
by NW_DUBAHOLIC
mylon wrote:
SunkLo wrote:I was gonna piss in my ex roomate's bong. She was a huge bitch. Instead I just wiped her last cigarette on my ass and then later on, watched her enjoy it.
Good choice :W:
and
NW DUBAHOLIC wrote:
mylon wrote:oh, the jealousy...
mmj patient?
Yeah
Are you in necessity of it or just recreational? You always hear 'bout Colorado and especially in California how there's just doctors that just prescribe cards, but no one ever mentions states like Washington.
I need it. I've had a constant migraine for 4+ years and tried every medication/chiropractor/masseuse/everything else anybody could think of. The only thing that can take my migraine away is weed. One good bong hit will take my migraine away almost immediately. The good thing is that doctors know it's nothing serious/life threatening.

But to answer your question it is pretty easy to get your medical card in Washington. I know of places where you can pay one price to get your card with medical records and a higher price to get it with no medical records which is obviously mostly used by people with no qualifying conditions. I hate that because it makes the medical community look bad. Kids who don't need it will go in and buy ounces of the good weed and leave people with things like MS and cancer with shitty weed.

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:07 pm
by NW_DUBAHOLIC
Double post :oops:

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:07 pm
by NW_DUBAHOLIC
Triple post :dunce:

Re: No cig for my zoot

Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:46 pm
by SunkLo
Today wrote:i love nothing more than a bowl pack of heady nug WITH a dark, robust, cup of black coffee at the same time
:U: :U: :U:
That shit in the pic doesn't qualify, black for the win