beef thread

[Terpit]

I think i love you magma

[particle-jim]

Duck is only right when its been pretty much cremated. in pancakes.

Incorrect. You can get away with cremated duck in pancakes because hoisin is so tasty, but duck should be SLOWLY cooked and kept as moist as possible... use lemon or orange juice as a sort of baste! DE-to-the-fucking-LISH

you'd be a great dinner party guest. and when I say great I mean I'd cut your tedious, informative tongue out with a barely sharpened bottle opener.

And then how would you cook it? Tongue's tricky to get right, especially when you're a hamfisted troll with a lower IQ than the piece of "meat" your Mum slopped on a cracked Argos plate for dinner last night.

Welcome to SNH. Let's see how long you can keep this persona up, eh?

I give him a week, 2 weeks tops

[Forum]

I had to season a steak with piri piri the other night, was the only thing i could find. Worked pretty well considering...

[PinUp]

Piri piri steak is good. Surprisingly piri piri on eggs is really good too!

[Terpit]

Nvm

[E-F]

Duck is only right when its been pretty much cremated. in pancakes.

Incorrect. You can get away with cremated duck in pancakes because hoisin is so tasty, but duck should be SLOWLY cooked and kept as moist as possible... use lemon or orange juice as a sort of baste! DE-to-the-fucking-LISH

you'd be a great dinner party guest. and when I say great I mean I'd cut your tedious, informative tongue out with a barely sharpened bottle opener.

And then how would you cook it? Tongue's tricky to get right, especially when you're a hamfisted troll with a lower IQ than the piece of "meat" your Mum slopped on a cracked Argos plate for dinner last night.

Welcome to SNH. Let's see how long you can keep this persona up, eh?

whats wrong with argos

[magma]

Duck is only right when its been pretty much cremated. in pancakes.

Incorrect. You can get away with cremated duck in pancakes because hoisin is so tasty, but duck should be SLOWLY cooked and kept as moist as possible... use lemon or orange juice as a sort of baste! DE-to-the-fucking-LISH

you'd be a great dinner party guest. and when I say great I mean I'd cut your tedious, informative tongue out with a barely sharpened bottle opener.

And then how would you cook it? Tongue's tricky to get right, especially when you're a hamfisted troll with a lower IQ than the piece of "meat" your Mum slopped on a cracked Argos plate for dinner last night.

Welcome to SNH. Let's see how long you can keep this persona up, eh?

whats wrong with argos

I don't know, but apparently their keyboards don't come with shift keys, apostrophes or question marks.

THAT'S RIGHT, I WENT THERE.

[E-F]

Incorrect. You can get away with cremated duck in pancakes because hoisin is so tasty, but duck should be SLOWLY cooked and kept as moist as possible... use lemon or orange juice as a sort of baste! DE-to-the-fucking-LISH

you'd be a great dinner party guest. and when I say great I mean I'd cut your tedious, informative tongue out with a barely sharpened bottle opener.

And then how would you cook it? Tongue's tricky to get right, especially when you're a hamfisted troll with a lower IQ than the piece of "meat" your Mum slopped on a cracked Argos plate for dinner last night.

Welcome to SNH. Let's see how long you can keep this persona up, eh?

whats wrong with argos

I don't know, but apparently their keyboards don't come with shift keys, apostrophes or question marks.

THAT'S RIGHT, I WENT THERE.

euro keyboard m8

[magma]

Thanks for your time in this thread, E-F.

[hifi]

gonna be postin in here everyday

was about to eat som food and noticed 5 flies in my house, swatted all of em but 1 got in my burger. so i threw my whole meal across my kitchen in rage, then calmed down, cried and picked it all up

[_v_]

mealtime sounds fun in your house.

Can you keep up this level of goodness everyday?

[_v_]

Beef in your teef!

[Ficticious]

I hate you op! for eating my steak...

I love how it's called the beef thread, and we talk about meat instead.

Show's how family like we are.

[Phigure]

well i did say both types of beef are welcome. you guys picked the better one anyways

[Electric_Head]

I brought real beef into this thread.
None of this pseudo homo I love you BS.

[murky21]

brilliant. Getting into an argument with magma looks like the SNH version of getting into an argument with Paxman

[magma]

brilliant. Getting into an argument with magma looks like the SNH version of getting into an argument with Paxman

I think you might've just sewn a seed for my next avatar.

[murky21]

MATE, i just fucking watched that again no word of a lie (before i saw this)
Also: "No, Jeremy. We don't pray together." (bush + blair)

[jayladders]

Pork is the one. And crackling? FUGEDABADIT!
Steak is good. I love blue cheese sauce.
Honey roasted/whiskey barbecue ribs are my favourite meat

[cmgoodman1226]

Filet mignon

this is the ting doe
/thread

Fuck a filet, its the least flavorful cut of beef. Gimme a dry aged bone in new York strip any day, Pittsburgh style pleeeaaaase.