southstar wrote:Duck is only right when its been pretty much cremated. in pancakes.
Incorrect. You can get away with cremated duck in pancakes because hoisin is so tasty, but duck should be SLOWLY cooked and kept as moist as possible... use lemon or orange juice as a sort of baste! DE-to-the-fucking-LISH
you'd be a great dinner party guest. and when I say great I mean I'd cut your tedious, informative tongue out with a barely sharpened bottle opener.
And then how would you cook it? Tongue's tricky to get right, especially when you're a hamfisted troll with a lower IQ than the piece of "meat" your Mum slopped on a cracked Argos plate for dinner last night.
Welcome to SNH. Let's see how long you can keep this persona up, eh?
I give him a week, 2 weeks tops
Re: beef thread
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:27 pm
by Forum
I had to season a steak with piri piri the other night, was the only thing i could find. Worked pretty well considering...
Re: beef thread
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:33 pm
by PinUp
Piri piri steak is good. Surprisingly piri piri on eggs is really good too!
Re: beef thread
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:43 pm
by Terpit
Nvm
Re: beef thread
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:55 pm
by E-F
magma wrote:
E-F wrote:
magma wrote:
southstar wrote:Duck is only right when its been pretty much cremated. in pancakes.
Incorrect. You can get away with cremated duck in pancakes because hoisin is so tasty, but duck should be SLOWLY cooked and kept as moist as possible... use lemon or orange juice as a sort of baste! DE-to-the-fucking-LISH
you'd be a great dinner party guest. and when I say great I mean I'd cut your tedious, informative tongue out with a barely sharpened bottle opener.
And then how would you cook it? Tongue's tricky to get right, especially when you're a hamfisted troll with a lower IQ than the piece of "meat" your Mum slopped on a cracked Argos plate for dinner last night.
Welcome to SNH. Let's see how long you can keep this persona up, eh?
whats wrong with argos
Re: beef thread
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:58 pm
by magma
E-F wrote:
magma wrote:
E-F wrote:
magma wrote:
southstar wrote:Duck is only right when its been pretty much cremated. in pancakes.
Incorrect. You can get away with cremated duck in pancakes because hoisin is so tasty, but duck should be SLOWLY cooked and kept as moist as possible... use lemon or orange juice as a sort of baste! DE-to-the-fucking-LISH
you'd be a great dinner party guest. and when I say great I mean I'd cut your tedious, informative tongue out with a barely sharpened bottle opener.
And then how would you cook it? Tongue's tricky to get right, especially when you're a hamfisted troll with a lower IQ than the piece of "meat" your Mum slopped on a cracked Argos plate for dinner last night.
Welcome to SNH. Let's see how long you can keep this persona up, eh?
whats wrong with argos
I don't know, but apparently their keyboards don't come with shift keys, apostrophes or question marks.
THAT'S RIGHT, I WENT THERE.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:42 pm
by E-F
magma wrote:
E-F wrote:
magma wrote:
E-F wrote:
magma wrote:
Incorrect. You can get away with cremated duck in pancakes because hoisin is so tasty, but duck should be SLOWLY cooked and kept as moist as possible... use lemon or orange juice as a sort of baste! DE-to-the-fucking-LISH
you'd be a great dinner party guest. and when I say great I mean I'd cut your tedious, informative tongue out with a barely sharpened bottle opener.
And then how would you cook it? Tongue's tricky to get right, especially when you're a hamfisted troll with a lower IQ than the piece of "meat" your Mum slopped on a cracked Argos plate for dinner last night.
Welcome to SNH. Let's see how long you can keep this persona up, eh?
whats wrong with argos
I don't know, but apparently their keyboards don't come with shift keys, apostrophes or question marks.
THAT'S RIGHT, I WENT THERE.
euro keyboard m8
Re: beef thread
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:48 pm
by magma
Thanks for your time in this thread, E-F.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:05 am
by hifi
gonna be postin in here everyday
was about to eat som food and noticed 5 flies in my house, swatted all of em but 1 got in my burger. so i threw my whole meal across my kitchen in rage, then calmed down, cried and picked it all up
Re: beef thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:38 am
by _v_
mealtime sounds fun in your house.
Can you keep up this level of goodness everyday?
Re: beef thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:59 am
by _v_
Beef in your teef!
Re: beef thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:56 am
by Ficticious
I hate you op! for eating my steak...
I love how it's called the beef thread, and we talk about meat instead.
Show's how family like we are.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:40 am
by Phigure
well i did say both types of beef are welcome. you guys picked the better one anyways
Re: beef thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:15 pm
by Electric_Head
I brought real beef into this thread.
None of this pseudo homo I love you BS.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:18 pm
by murky21
brilliant. Getting into an argument with magma looks like the SNH version of getting into an argument with Paxman
Re: beef thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:49 pm
by magma
murky21 wrote:brilliant. Getting into an argument with magma looks like the SNH version of getting into an argument with Paxman
I think you might've just sewn a seed for my next avatar.
Re: beef thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:50 pm
by murky21
MATE, i just fucking watched that again no word of a lie (before i saw this)
Also: "No, Jeremy. We don't pray together." (bush + blair)
Re: beef thread
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:09 am
by jayladders
Pork is the one. And crackling? FUGEDABADIT!
Steak is good. I love blue cheese sauce.
Honey roasted/whiskey barbecue ribs are my favourite meat
Re: beef thread
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:25 am
by cmgoodman1226
murky21 wrote:
wobbles wrote:Filet mignon
this is the ting doe
/thread
Fuck a filet, its the least flavorful cut of beef. Gimme a dry aged bone in new York strip any day, Pittsburgh style pleeeaaaase.
