The strangest place were you have masterbated?

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by 3za » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:37 am

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sonika » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:38 am

:lol: that happens to me occasionally too


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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by ehbes » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:41 am

I was worried Sonika was gonna say "my dorm"
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by dickman69 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:44 am

ehbrums1 wrote:I was worried Sonika was gonna say "my dorm"
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sonika » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:47 am

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:54 am

rayman612 wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:I was worried Sonika was gonna say "my dorm"
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by alphacat » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:37 am

@3za - why so suddenly serious about something that's essentially a piss-take topic?

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Post by Phigure » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:38 am

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:48 am

alphacat wrote:@3za - why so suddenly serious about something that's essentially a piss-take topic?
he gets off on reading about other people playing with their dicks innit.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:51 am

watch it nev, you might rub him the wrong way


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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by foodstampz » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:52 am

2 times a day in one of the tool sheds i sell at home depot.. sometimes it shakes to much and i get nervous , but never been caught. http://www.dubstepforum.com/posting.php ... 7&t=257847#
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by mo_respect » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:59 am

Sonika wrote: Ultraspatial I want to hear the story about how you almost had sex with your best friend
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by SCope13 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:20 am

mo respect wrote:
Sonika wrote: Ultraspatial I want to hear the story about how you almost had sex with your best friend
itt: sonika comes out
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Phigure » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:41 am

Sonika wrote:Lotion or gtfo (although it's really loud so bad for stealth hahah)
having a foreskin > lotion
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Molzie » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:46 am

Phigure wrote:
Sonika wrote:Lotion or gtfo (although it's really loud so bad for stealth hahah)
having a foreskin > lotion
Big up the foreskin crew

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by SCope13 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:47 am

I think being cut is more aesthetically pleasing.
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Hircine » Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:48 am

Molzie wrote:
Phigure wrote:
Sonika wrote:Lotion or gtfo (although it's really loud so bad for stealth hahah)
having a foreskin > lotion
Big up the foreskin crew
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Phigure » Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:49 am

big up the massive foreskin crew
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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by Terpit » Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:57 am

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Re: The strangest place were you have masterbated?

Post by nowaysj » Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:30 am

Phigure wrote:
Sonika wrote:Lotion or gtfo (although it's really loud so bad for stealth hahah)
having a foreskin > lotion
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