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Re: Awful or Pompous Band Self-Descriptions

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 2:49 pm
by therapist
soronery wrote:delivering bench pressers and pulling off cheeky blends
The way it's written suggests the blend is not merely cheeky, but has a cheeky grin of its own, though obviously not one to match the DJ's.

Has anyone ever actually had an experience where a bench presser has made you dive towards the decks in order to appreciate (any kind of) weaponry? It sounds quite spiritual.

Re: Awful or Pompous Band Self-Descriptions

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:13 am
by morgengabe
:spam:

Re: Awful or Pompous Band Self-Descriptions

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 9:23 am
by DjDarkdrvgz_EDM
morgengabe wrote:snip.

Re: Awful or Pompous Band Self-Descriptions

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:37 pm
by ultraspatial
Q: Who is Pleasurekraft??
A: Kaveh Soroush & Kalle Ronngardh’s baby (immaculately conceived of course)

Q: What is Pleasurekraft??
A: A simultaneously visceral and cerebral experience induced only by the seductive, deep, groove heavy, underground techno inspired music that you hear the kids listening to … - Common side effects include: unrelenting head bobbing giving way to complete surrender to physical movement commonly referred to as ‘dancing’.

Q: Where is Pleasurekraft??

A: In your CD/tape deck/vinyl/mp3/neighborhood Club/Lounge - anywhere where organically inspired synthetic music lurks, ready to jump in your skin and make you move! However, the most concentrated “red spots” have appeared to be in 2 distinct locations - Stockholm, Sweden, and Miami, Florida.

Q: When is Pleasurekraft??
A: Since the dawn of man, to the future of our future of our future…

Q: Why is Pleasurekraft??
A: Because we are hedonists and when the groove captures you - all you can do is surrender with pleasure.

Re: Awful/Pompous Band Self-Descriptions

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:51 am
by arktrix45hz
ehbes wrote:
he's been newly signed to Mala's Deep Medi label, perhaps the most revered seal of approval in true-skool Dubstep circles.

With a sound that is perpetually nostalgic, yet equally refreshing, and heavy enough to shock the toughest of sound systems, _______’s music displays a binary relationship between ‘Foundation Sound’ homage and Forward-Motion thought. Spacious textures, heavily built sub-frequencies and intricate execution of minimalism are but a few significant ways in which his music can be described.
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The funny thing is, this could be a press release from Black Box/Osiris/Subway/anyone on Yunx shows two/three years ago :lol:

Re: Awful or Pompous Band Self-Descriptions

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:04 pm
by _ronzlo_
Wtf does "intricate execution of minimalism" even mean? :?

Re: Awful or Pompous Band Self-Descriptions

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:41 pm
by therapist
I really want to know who that one is, and if Mala has read that. What a fucking tosser.

Re: Awful or Pompous Band Self-Descriptions

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:35 pm
by OGLemon
got 2 be compa