Secret Ninja Movie Club

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:40 pm

dubluke wrote:this whole place is a ninja clan

but when people leave...

we don't kill them.

this should be implemented A.S.A.P.

datura · Post by **datura** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:14 pm

unklefesta wrote:
dubluke wrote:this whole place is a ninja clan
but when people leave...

we don't kill them.

this should be implemented A.S.A.P.

no, they should do it to themselves in shame:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if leave the SNMC. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.

But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.

Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around

Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5 Get really super pissed.

Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.

Step 9 Wait.

Step 10 Die.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:20 pm

I am going to make a serious post here about the actual thread..

In regards to dublukes choice of Brick...I didn't like the film much because it seems to glorify high schoolers in a completely unbelievable way..all the characters had too much personality that seemed created by adults who were yearning to be super intellectual children - not to even begin commenting on the superfiscial depth of the actual story line.

It just didn't make any sense and was trying to be way smarter than me, and I don't need to be insulted by a film - and that film was actively trying to insult me.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:32 am

no offense meant towards dubluke or any other person that may have enjoyed the film - In real life my opinions do not come off as strong as they do in type.

I am kind and sensitive really.

I've got Science of Sleep sitting next to me as we speak..

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:55 pm

Who's repping the Blue Ray then?
Some next level shit. I really didn't think they would improve on DVD but im truely shocked.

spellfire · Post by **spellfire** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:41 pm

Right! I'm Going to get on it!
Watch out you european badboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:43 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Who's repping the Blue Ray then?
Some next level shit. I really didn't think they would improve on DVD but im truely shocked.

Im still on a low-def tv...

spellfire · Post by **spellfire** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:51 pm

Im going to make a movie about Mala being a giant, and sending him accross the world to see Cyrus then bon voyaggeing.....(sp) to a place where Skream is hiding. Then it's going to be a badman subtle mash where I dont care if the big tunes are mashed. I'm just happy that they are there!!! YEA AHHHH Super!!!

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:52 pm

Spellfire wrote:Im going to make a movie about Mala being a giant, and sending him accross the world to see Cyrus then bon voyaggeing.....(sp) to a place where Skream is hiding. Then it's going to be a badman subtle mash where I dont care if the big tunes are mashed. I'm just happy that they are there!!! YEA AHHHH Super!!!

sounds shit

datura · Post by **datura** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:03 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
Spellfire wrote:Im going to make a movie about Mala being a giant, and sending him accross the world to see Cyrus then bon voyaggeing.....(sp) to a place where Skream is hiding. Then it's going to be a badman subtle mash where I dont care if the big tunes are mashed. I'm just happy that they are there!!! YEA AHHHH Super!!!
sounds shit

sounds like a ham fondler to me

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:04 pm

datura wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
Spellfire wrote:Im going to make a movie about Mala being a giant, and sending him accross the world to see Cyrus then bon voyaggeing.....(sp) to a place where Skream is hiding. Then it's going to be a badman subtle mash where I dont care if the big tunes are mashed. I'm just happy that they are there!!! YEA AHHHH Super!!!
sounds shit

sounds like a ham fondler to me

so does your mum

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:11 pm

Who's up next then?

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:26 pm

Mr Boyage please check ya pm's

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:01 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Mr Boyage please check ya pm's

Never !!

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:27 pm

he can't.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:31 pm

*Grand* wrote:he can't.

So why dont ur green ass try sort that shit out for meh.

So i dont have to alternate between usernames.

Its long.

whats the point in knowing someone on the inside

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:35 pm

*Grand* wrote:he can't.

He will or he'll be facing wrong side of some Original Front Tooth Gold Gun Pon Tooth Don Gorgon styles

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:37 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Original Front Tooth Gold Gun Pon Tooth Don Gorgon styles

LOL MATE

WHAT ?!

I tried saying that, and it didnt work.. twice.

I'll jus laugh at the dude.

He is scary tho

datura · Post by **datura** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:41 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
*Grand* wrote:he can't.
He will or he'll be facing wrong side of some Original Front Tooth Gold Gun Pon Tooth Don Gorgon styles

nice cuffs

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:42 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Original Front Tooth Gold Gun Pon Tooth Don Gorgon styles

LOL MATE

WHAT ?!

I tried saying that, and it didnt work.. twice.

I'll jus laugh at the dude.

He is scary tho

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