Great chat up lines

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:23 pm

"you look much more active than that girl from the graveyard last week, want to come back to my place for a bit?"

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:25 pm

"Please please please touch it"

Worked for James Brown

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:26 pm

"i've always thought portuguese villas were a good place to pick up hot blondes"

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:29 pm

Shonky wrote:"Please please please touch it" Worked for James Brown

So did A WHADDI DU WAH... HAH!!!!

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:29 pm

dubluke wrote:"i've always thought portuguese villas were a good place to pick up hot blondes"

oh no u dint

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:30 pm

deamonds wrote:
dubluke wrote:"i've always thought portuguese villas were a good place to pick up hot blondes"
oh no u dint

Uh huh, he sho did

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:31 pm

Shonky wrote:
deamonds wrote:
dubluke wrote:"i've always thought portuguese villas were a good place to pick up hot blondes"
oh no u dint
Uh huh, he sho did

i stand corrected

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:31 pm

"you look like a woman who enjoys shit on her chest"

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:34 pm

no no no, its not called rape, think of it more...surprise sex..

SURPRISE!

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:36 pm

deamonds wrote:no no no, its not called rape, think of it more...surprise sex..

Lol i used that before.

hera · Post by **hera** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:38 pm

frebentos wrote:"We can do this the easy way or the hard way...your choice."

winner.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:40 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
deamonds wrote:no no no, its not called rape, think of it more...surprise sex..
Lol i used that before.

im on bail for that atm

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:55 pm

frebentos wrote:
Vonboyage wrote:
frebentos wrote:bent at the knees, rubbing your thighs and whispering, "you look like my mum" has worked occasionaly...
Loool

And then end up like..

"wait.. MUM ?!"

*looks @ an absent Dubluke*
HAHAHA...

making crap beats has made me miss out on many a grt moment.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:57 pm

i had to laugh @ that like 5 mins ago aswell.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:08 pm

mind if i smash your pasty?

fused_forces · Post by **fused_forces** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:16 pm

frebentos wrote:"Can I use your gash as a wankrag?"

LOL, love that 1.

thump rat · Post by **thump rat** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:22 pm

"you smell like my nan's thrombosis leggings".

"Your hair feels soft like my little niece's"

Generally anything tsecni related is a winner.

thump rat · Post by **thump rat** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:23 pm

"Is that a tampon or are you just keeping it warm for me?".

fused_forces · Post by **fused_forces** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:25 pm

Thump Rat wrote:"Is that a tampon or are you just keeping it warm for me?".

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL thats the best yet.

powerpill · Post by **powerpill** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:27 pm

mikey g wrote:mind if i smash your pasty?

+1

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