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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:36 pm
by forensix (mcr)
my printer has just ran out of paper
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:37 pm
by pk-
Rob,
Sorry for the delay, was in a meeting.
total used free shared buffers cached
Mem: 16617176 16600128 17048 0 4840 11753348
-/+ buffers/cache: 4841940 11775236
Swap: 2031608 408724 1622884
Peter
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:40 pm
by shonky
pk- wrote:Rob,
Sorry for the delay, was in a meeting.
total used free shared buffers cached
Mem: 16617176 16600128 17048 0 4840 11753348
-/+ buffers/cache: 4841940 11775236
Swap: 2031608 408724 1622884
Peter
We have a winner
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:55 pm
by amykamala
i woke up 
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:59 pm
by hera
there's a coffee stain on page 106 of my webster's new world thesaurus, next to the word deoderant.
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:00 pm
by hera
last email received - subject: Juan is here if anyone wants their car washed.
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:01 pm
by jim
Folk in my team didn't know what the code for ordering more A4 envelopes with little windows on it was and I've been away in training for a week. I told them it was MISC 0111.
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:02 pm
by amykamala
my actionscript code only works when applied to artwork that is NOT from my project.
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:44 pm
by thief
It took me three goes to boot up my computer at work today.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:05 am
by -blade-
*yawn*
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:13 am
by pk-
Please could we get 4 or 5 large water bottles for our machine delivered, as we've completely run out.
Many thanks,
Peter Kelly
phew, panic over
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:14 am
by shonky
I'm not at work today so opportunities for boredom are few and far between.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:24 am
by forensix (mcr)
just to let everyone know I am ordering stationary today if you need anything special let me know
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:27 am
by pk-
ask for an envelope forty six foot long
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:30 am
by shonky
pk- wrote:ask for an envelope forty six foot long
And one of those enormo-staplers that will staple through bibles. Very handy for borderline intimidation too. Although that might be interesting (dammit)
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:31 am
by forensix (mcr)
we already have two enormo staplers
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:37 am
by shonky
forensix (mcr) wrote:we already have two enormo staplers
Oh
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:35 am
by dr ddd
I got into work just now and my recycling stack has disappeared
Report 3:
Time = 10.34am
Location = some office in Waterloo
Stack Height = 0.0 cm (X)
Systematic Error = 0.05cm (dX)
Statistical error = too boring to work out
giving a Stack height of (0.0 +/- 0.05)cm
Tune in at noon today for an update.
Do not fear my intrepid readers - i return to the brighton office on the morrow, where I am sure there is a healthy size measurement to be taken.
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:40 am
by dubluke
forensics why not order an enormo-hole puncher to go with the stapler, then start asking who wants their ear pierced
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:40 am
by kins83
There's a bit of mystery and suspense there. Neither of which are acceptable in this thread.