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Redderious wrote:I was thinking the other day, why dont they invent a phone.....

that doubles as a harmonica?

Think about this, theres a tiny 2-4 mm hole on he left side that you blow into. A sensor reads the pressure of the air you blow into it and attributes that to gain. There is a touch screen sensor strip(like those found on ns7/ns6) on the top of phones right edge that is used by sliding your fingers left and right to control pitch. Then you have a device for your thumb to control which produces the 'wah effect'.

Good stuff right? Im gonna strike it rich with this idea.

Just copyrighted it, i shouldn't of made such a genius idea public.

I best lock the back door. I heard a noise in the garden. Maybe they are trying to rob the motorbike. I know a left a knife out there from last weeks BBQ. If that door aint locked they could walk straight in well prepared. But if I go by the back door and they are already in they garden they will burst through as I go to lock it. Fuck. I best turn a light on, if there is anyone there they might run.

It's probably best I stop smoking weed now. I was honestly thinking that.

GV1 wrote:I best lock the back door. I heard a noise in the garden. Maybe they are trying to rob the motorbike. I know a left a knife out there from last weeks BBQ. If that door aint locked they could walk straight in well prepared. But if I go by the back door and they are already in they garden they will burst through as I go to lock it. Fuck. I best turn a light on, if there is anyone there they might run.

It's probably best I stop smoking weed now. I was honestly thinking that.

sounds more like pcp

Redderious wrote:

GV1 wrote:I best lock the back door. I heard a noise in the garden. Maybe they are trying to rob the motorbike. I know a left a knife out there from last weeks BBQ. If that door aint locked they could walk straight in well prepared. But if I go by the back door and they are already in they garden they will burst through as I go to lock it. Fuck. I best turn a light on, if there is anyone there they might run.

It's probably best I stop smoking weed now. I was honestly thinking that.

sounds more like pcp

Dude, not good. Now I paranoid that my weeds been laced.

Someone rang the door bell at three am a while back and I answered it in my pants holding a knife.

I know how it is to suddenly get paranoid about what's happening.

wolf89 wrote:Someone rang the door bell at three am a while back and I answered it in my pants holding a knife.

I know how it is to suddenly get paranoid about what's happening.

Who was it at 3am? The postman?

Some dude was telling me the car on the opposite side of the road had it's door open and saw my light was on and thought he should ask if I knew whose it was.

some guy here recently got randomly shot in the head while stepping outside for a midnight smoke. so now whenever i smoke late at night i do it right underneath one of the security cams in my complex. i wager if a dude rolls up on me with a gun i can just gesture to the camera.

i can't remember

kingGhost wrote:some guy here recently got randomly shot in the head while stepping outside for a midnight smoke. so now whenever i smoke late at night i do it right underneath one of the security cams in my complex. i wager if a dude rolls up on me with a gun i can just gesture to the camera.

im sure there
was more reason too it.

Unless, it was the tobacco terrorists

Do i buy a ipad or not....

Redderious wrote:

kingGhost wrote:some guy here recently got randomly shot in the head while stepping outside for a midnight smoke. so now whenever i smoke late at night i do it right underneath one of the security cams in my complex. i wager if a dude rolls up on me with a gun i can just gesture to the camera.

im sure there
was more reason too it.

Unless, it was the tobacco terrorists

not sure. they never said he was robbed or anything like that. may have just been a random gang killing. bad shit happens sometimes.

Redderious wrote:I was thinking the other day, why dont they invent a phone.....

that doubles as a harmonica?

Think about this, theres a tiny 2-4 mm hole on he left side that you blow into. A sensor reads the pressure of the air you blow into it and attributes that to gain. There is a touch screen sensor strip(like those found on ns7/ns6) on the top of phones right edge that is used by sliding your fingers left and right to control pitch. Then you have a device for your thumb to control which produces the 'wah effect'.

Good stuff right? Im gonna strike it rich with this idea.

But can it make teh wobblez?

How does someone (read: me) lose their motivation when their final exams are less than a week away?

^ You're bored with it all. I am exactly the same.

kingGhost wrote:

Redderious wrote:

kingGhost wrote:some guy here recently got randomly shot in the head while stepping outside for a midnight smoke. so now whenever i smoke late at night i do it right underneath one of the security cams in my complex. i wager if a dude rolls up on me with a gun i can just gesture to the camera.

im sure there
was more reason too it.

Unless, it was the tobacco terrorists

not sure. they never said he was robbed or anything like that. may have just been a random gang killing. bad shit happens sometimes.

Won't forever though,

one day there will only be two wealth classes in society. Rich, and average. 1% of the wealth will be owned people in an organization that controlls everything, the rest will be equally distributed amongst people in exchange for services ( in satisfactory quantity of course). There will be no such thing as poverty in any case except for those with problems spending all their money on stupid shit. This is the future of the world. It's probably going to really suck.

Especially because murder robots from an unknown planet will patrol the air and plane travel will be non-existant. Constant fear of military jets falling from the sky and crushing cars, pedestrians, houses, and dogs will be something you will have to deal with on a daily basis.


@GV1: ^this came from a stoner^

TSH-Tim wrote:Do i buy a ipad or not....

I have an iPad and love it! Feel like a bit of a twat with it at times but you can hide with the other apple-twats in starbucks by ordering a "skinny-latte" and browsing the guardian app.

apmje wrote:^ You're bored with it all. I am exactly the same.

It sucks man. I've been motivated all year, getting A's in all my unit tests apart from 1 in politics. At this final hurdle I really cannot be bothered. I am seriously considering if uni is the thing for me after this painful year.

Just pulled some dead skin off the bottom of my foot and am giving serious consideration to chewing it for a bit.

lip skin is hte best for chewing