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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:58 pm
by Dead Rats
I can't at the minute, she's in front of me sucking my dick.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:00 pm
by DZA
Well thats weird cus shes sitting next to me

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:03 pm
by Dead Rats
Sucking your dick?

You sick tnuc.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:05 pm
by DZA
Dead Rats wrote:Sucking your dick?

You sick tnuc.
AND WHAT!

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:31 pm
by NilsFG
Image

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:32 pm
by triptych
I know it's wrong but I personally don't believe girls and football should mix. Girls who like football are a turn off.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:38 pm
by .onelove.
Triptych wrote:I know it's wrong but I personally don't believe girls and football should mix. Girls who like football are a turn off.
I don't mind girls who genuinely like football.

But the type who 'WOOOOO i LOVE football, MANCHESTER UNITED RULE im actually their BIGGEST fan', buy all the shirts, then turn to their mate and chat the whole way through the game, do my nut in.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:06 pm
by triptych
.OneLove. wrote:
Triptych wrote:I know it's wrong but I personally don't believe girls and football should mix. Girls who like football are a turn off.
I don't mind girls who genuinely like football.

But the type who 'WOOOOO i LOVE football, MANCHESTER UNITED RULE im actually their BIGGEST fan', buy all the shirts, then turn to their mate and chat the whole way through the game, do my nut in.
Yeah, that's most of them in my experience. My ex knew more than me about football though, had to get rid.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:02 pm
by .onelove.
Fuck, whats her number? I want to bang her while she recites all the post-war FA Cup winners in chronological order.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:06 pm
by DZA
Funky is shit :D

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:08 pm
by faust.dtc
There is a name for women who like football...lesbians. And not the sexy attractive lesbians you think about when wanking but big butch ugly ones.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:14 pm
by triptych
.OneLove. wrote:Fuck, whats her number? I want to bang her while she recites all the post-war FA Cup winners in chronological order.
If you knew why I really got rid, you'd take that back.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:33 pm
by Pada
FAUST.DTC wrote:There is a name for women who like football...lesbians. And not the sexy attractive lesbians you think about when wanking but big butch ugly ones.
Bend it like beckham... Keira Knightley

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:37 pm
by faust.dtc
adisize wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:There is a name for women who like football...lesbians. And not the sexy attractive lesbians you think about when wanking but big butch ugly ones.
Bend it like beckham... Keira Knightley
Urgh, she looked like a 14 year old David Beckham in that.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:41 pm
by triptych
adisize wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:There is a name for women who like football...lesbians. And not the sexy attractive lesbians you think about when wanking but big butch ugly ones.
Bend it like beckham... Keira Knightley
I think she's highly average.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:49 pm
by defekt
Football is shit and also having "pride" for your country is a load of bollocks.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:56 pm
by drokkr
The_Dza88 wrote:Funky is shit :D
goblin is shit

kick snare is even shitter

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:56 pm
by triptych
Defekt wrote:Football is shit and also having "pride" for your country is a load of bollocks.
I enjoy football. Agree with the second part though.

Being proud of where you're from is as absurd as being proud of being born in a house or flat.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:05 pm
by DZA
DROKKR wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:Funky is shit :D
goblin is shit

kick snare is even shitter
Kick snare is one of the worse tunes out at the minute

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:06 pm
by drokkr
The_Dza88 wrote:Kick snare is one of the worse tunes out at the minute
it so shit it makes rain turn into piss whenever it gets played