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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Post by magma » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:43 am

herbalicious wrote:Was planning on going out Sat night.....cool. Then my mate says it's his sisters 21st - "she has loads of fit mates".

You are currently thinking: "Why is this in the pissed off thread? How could any of this be bad?".

Well, I may have had it off with my mates sister a year or so ago without his knowledge (I am not proud of this), and foresee a pretty awkward night. I don't intend on finding out how he feels about it.

Excuse of why I cannot attend are to be made I feel.
Reminds me of being sat around with some mates in our 6th form common room... unbeknownst to our mutual mate, my friend had been knocking this guy's sister off for a good few weeks on a fairly no-strings-attached kind of deal.

We were sat around taking the piss out of each other, as you do, when the brother stepped over the line slightly on something... "Yeah, well I fucked your sister at lunchtime yesterday"

*awkward silence followed by dude's hasty exit to find his sister*
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Post by wub » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:44 am

magma wrote: "Yeah, well I fucked your sister at lunchtime yesterday"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by herbalicious » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:01 pm

wub wrote:
magma wrote: "Yeah, well I fucked your sister at lunchtime yesterday"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by brettheaslewood » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:29 pm

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Post by jameshk » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:30 pm

herbalicious wrote:
wub wrote:
magma wrote: "Yeah, well I fucked your sister at lunchtime yesterday"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by wolf89 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:00 pm

Girl I like who I'm 100% certain I have a chance with is may be going out in Plymouth tonight and if she does I'll meet up with her.

But Blawan is playing in Exeter tonight,


fuuuuuuuuck. Stay here and try meet up with this girl (if she doesn't stay in, she's been ill) or go see Blawan

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

I'm confused.

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Post by Kochari » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:10 pm

take her to blawan

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Post by wolf89 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:14 pm

Blawan is like an hour's train ride away though

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Post by __________ » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:20 pm

That's an hour's worth of un-escapable Wolfing though surely?

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Post by herbalicious » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:21 pm

go to blawan. get drunk. turn up at her door and get laid.

that my friend, is a flawless plan.
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Post by Kochari » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:39 pm

^^^ listen to him

Things that have pissed me off: damn kids crying outside my window. Yeah yeah you fell off your micro scooter, I get it, move on. Don't they know I'm trying to make fatty basslines???
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Post by DRTY » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:41 pm

got paid today, balance, -£418

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Post by wolf89 » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:59 pm

herbalicious wrote:go to blawan. get drunk. turn up at her door and get laid.

that my friend, is a flawless plan.
I like the sound of this but I don't think I'd pull it off

I'm on the guestlist for Blawan too it would seem

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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Post by spire » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:29 pm

My friend caused me to get bit by the "new speakers" bug. B&W, Wharfedale, Mordaunt Short all day. I really dont need to be spending money but its gonna happen....

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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Post by say_whut » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:12 pm

Come home from uni for the weekend and the parents are at each others throats. again. fucking helllllllllll
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Post by jameshk » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:34 pm

Nothing is ever easy.
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Post by say_whut » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:41 pm

pisses me off because mum always says it's nice to have me back but to be honest, it's fucking shit here and she wants me to stay at home and commute to uni instead of staying in the city. fuck that shit. moving out is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

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tacospheros wrote:you sir are one of those things on a door which you turn in order to open it
yeah you fuckin handle!!

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Post by clifford_- » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:13 am

ex birds chirpsing onto my pals. problems will be caused if it carrys on like this...
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Post by Sheff » Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:23 am

woken up at 5am...wtf am i meant to do at this time?

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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Post by antipode » Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:50 am

jrkhnds wrote:
and I've never really rated dubstep..
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