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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:47 pm
by Shum
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:01 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
Devry[Kaneda] wrote:^ she does that thing where half her mouth is open in a sneer.

it's hilarious.
I bet my elbow could fix that for her and my kneecap to her temple might remind her that she doesn't need to attempt to speak in a jamaican twang anymore.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:20 pm
by pikeymobile
minifletch wrote:Nope, i did too to be honest... and I'm the one taking them
Are they SSRIs? When I was taking prozac they made me have muted orgasms and reduced my sex drive to zero. So if I was having sex or fapping, you get the big build up before jizzing, then all feeling disappears (no orgasm feeling), loads of jizz flies out your cock, and you get zero payoff except for loads of spaff shooting out, and you get severe post-orgasm depression. It's the fucking worst feeling ever.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:50 pm
by antipode
pikeymobile wrote:
minifletch wrote:Nope, i did too to be honest... and I'm the one taking them
Are they SSRIs? When I was taking prozac they made me have muted orgasms and reduced my sex drive to zero. So if I was having sex or fapping, you get the big build up before jizzing, then all feeling disappears (no orgasm feeling), loads of jizz flies out your cock, and you get zero payoff except for loads of spaff shooting out, and you get severe post-orgasm depression. It's the fucking worst feeling ever.
thanks for the detailed account :w:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:00 am
by pikeymobile
epochalypso wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:
minifletch wrote:Nope, i did too to be honest... and I'm the one taking them
Are they SSRIs? When I was taking prozac they made me have muted orgasms and reduced my sex drive to zero. So if I was having sex or fapping, you get the big build up before jizzing, then all feeling disappears (no orgasm feeling), loads of jizz flies out your cock, and you get zero payoff except for loads of spaff shooting out, and you get severe post-orgasm depression. It's the fucking worst feeling ever.
thanks for the detailed account :w:
I enjoy telling stories about my penis :w:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:14 am
by Phigure
QuestionableCause wrote:
i'd still fuck her mouth

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:51 am
by ultraspatial
Phigure wrote:
QuestionableCause wrote:
i'd still fuck her mouth
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:34 am
by wub
QuestionableCause wrote:
She looks like a stroke victim whose dipped themselves in PVA glue then run through Claire's Accessories.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:37 am
by LA_Boxers
Still feel rough from Monday night!!

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:02 am
by brettheaslewood
wub wrote:
QuestionableCause wrote:
She looks like a stroke victim whose dipped themselves in PVA glue then run through Claire's Accessories.
ahhh i see we're on the same wavelength here...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:09 am
by Lystric
Neptune wrote:cornered by mormons on my run this morning.
you were running. advantage Neptune.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:18 am
by spire
Nothing. Today was AWESOME.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:19 am
by Mehlovich
spire wrote:Nothing. Today was AWESOME.
Head to the happy thread then ;-)

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:23 am
by spire
Been there, done that, lol.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:32 am
by clifford_-
still havnt been given last weeks pay cheque, or my final 2 weeks "in hand" pay. which is starting to piss me off as im skint and need to do poxy fucking xmas shopping. i fucking HATE xmas, and this time of year in general. what a load of shit.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:38 am
by antipode
FUCKING WINAMP KEEPS CRASHING
clifford_- wrote:im skint and need to do poxy fucking xmas shopping. i fucking HATE xmas, and this time of year in general. what a load of shit.
I always used to love xmas (I guess most kids do though right?) the older I get though, it seems to be like more of a nuisance than anything.. but yeah I guess being broke doesn't really help.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:19 pm
by jameshk
clifford_- wrote:still havnt been given last weeks pay cheque, or my final 2 weeks "in hand" pay. which is starting to piss me off as im skint and need to do poxy fucking xmas shopping. i fucking HATE xmas, and this time of year in general. what a load of shit.
in the same boat, got roughly 40 quid to get me to work and back, and buy christmas presents with for my brothers, nan, ex girlfriend, current squeeze, nan, uncle, neice, nephew and friends. IM FUCKED.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:28 pm
by Fused Productions
jameshk wrote:
clifford_- wrote:still havnt been given last weeks pay cheque, or my final 2 weeks "in hand" pay. which is starting to piss me off as im skint and need to do poxy fucking xmas shopping. i fucking HATE xmas, and this time of year in general. what a load of shit.
and buy christmas presents with for my brothers, nan, ex girlfriend
dude...

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:29 pm
by Forum
jameshk wrote:
clifford_- wrote:still havnt been given last weeks pay cheque, or my final 2 weeks "in hand" pay. which is starting to piss me off as im skint and need to do poxy fucking xmas shopping. i fucking HATE xmas, and this time of year in general. what a load of shit.
in the same boat, got roughly 40 quid to get me to work and back, and buy christmas presents with for my brothers, nan, ex girlfriend, current squeeze, nan, uncle, neice, nephew and friends. IM FUCKED.
Who buys presents for their friends?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:31 pm
by LA_Boxers
southstar wrote:
jameshk wrote:
clifford_- wrote:still havnt been given last weeks pay cheque, or my final 2 weeks "in hand" pay. which is starting to piss me off as im skint and need to do poxy fucking xmas shopping. i fucking HATE xmas, and this time of year in general. what a load of shit.
in the same boat, got roughly 40 quid to get me to work and back, and buy christmas presents with for my brothers, nan, ex girlfriend, current squeeze, nan, uncle, neice, nephew and friends. IM FUCKED.
Who buys presents for their friends?
Or Ex GF for that matter. Tell her to dull off!!.......or just give her some sex!! The free gift everyone loves!