The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[NickUndercover]

My mate's cool, sexy cousin is staying with him over the Christmas period and we've been flirting outrageously but have yet to seal the deal. Now I find out she's going back to London tomorrow and can't come out tonight

Kidnap her

[dj2slo]

Why do these idiots not realize that Under Armour products are just spandex that's been rebranded for teenage boys? Every time I see someone wearing that shit around I start laughing cause all they are trying to say is "Hey look at me I play sports", but what I see is "Hey look at me, I'm a loser with no identity and I'm wearing spandex "

[Phigure]

Why do these idiots not realize that Under Armour products are just spandex that's been rebranded for teenage boys? Every time I see someone wearing that shit around I start laughing cause all they are trying to say is "Hey look at me I play sports", but what I see is "Hey look at me, I'm a loser with no identity and I'm wearing spandex "

[Duffman]

My dog shitting in the house, especially when it's diarrhoea and during the milddle of a film (a good one at that)

[bela]

shlohmo & nicolas jaar the same night in london

agonizing, two guys in my top 5 to see, why must they be the same fucking thursday???

[Ferryman]

shlohmo & nicolas jaar the same night in london

agonizing, two guys in my top 5 to see, why must they be the same fucking thursday???

One for the 'First World Problems' thread, perhaps....?

[hutyluty]

just saw some hooded kid running down the street with a telly, not sure whether to chase/ call police/ watch with amusement as others run past chasing him?

shlohmo & nicolas jaar the same night in london

agonizing, two guys in my top 5 to see, why must they be the same fucking thursday???

go to jaar, film it all in hd and amazing sound quality and send it us

[magma]

shlohmo & nicolas jaar the same night in london

agonizing, two guys in my top 5 to see, why must they be the same fucking thursday???

Where/When's Shlohmo on? And fucking THURSDAY?!

[wub]

Where/When's Shlohmo on?

[DRTY]

My mate's cool, sexy cousin is staying with him over the Christmas period and we've been flirting outrageously but have yet to seal the deal. Now I find out she's going back to London tomorrow and can't come out tonight

Not sure if I'm reading this right. Are you trying to fuck your cousin?

[grillis]

fucking mozzies fucking pissing me off

if they had an economy i'd be their fucking mint

covered myself in repellant, head to toe in clothing. bite on my eyelid, several on my hands, one must have found its way in to my pants and has wreaked havoc on my right leg, a few more on my left. fuck. everyone else is safe if i'm around though

[Kochari]

^ My MATE'S cousin.




But yeah I'm totally trying to fuck my cousin.

[yoowan]

i'm getting a headache trying to work out how i'm going to get these technics across london and onto a train without flight cases. and while carrying other luggage

so far i'm looking at lots of bubble wrap and a £15 trolley from homebase. could work..?

[noam]

pay someone off here to drive you

[magma]

My mate's cool, sexy cousin is staying with him over the Christmas period and we've been flirting outrageously but have yet to seal the deal. Now I find out she's going back to London tomorrow and can't come out tonight

Photo and London address please.

[noam]

what happened to your science bird Magma?

[magma]

what happened to your science bird Magma?

She's still on deck... I'm just being a dick.

Well, she's away snowboarding at the moment... I can only assume she's knee deep in Austrian cock as I type.

[noam]

so thats why you wanted snowboarding vouchers... to be knee deep in Austrian cock

[magma]

so thats why you wanted snowboarding vouchers... to be knee deep in Austrian cock

I haven't had an Alpine lovelength in nearly 2 years. I think I'm starting to heal up.

[magma]

There's absolutely nothing to do in the office this week. Bought my boss a coffee in the hope it might make him let me go home early.... let the nagging commence...

This is looking unlikely.