told my boss i had diarrhea, when really i was messin about in brighton till 2am lastnight, didn't climb into bed till just gone 3, woke up at 7 and thought, fuck work i wanna sleep.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:16 am
by wub
brettheaslewood wrote:told my boss i had diarrhea, when really i was messin about in brighton till 2am lastnight, didn't climb into bed till just gone 3, woke up at 7 and thought, fuck work i wanna sleep.
Safest excuse ever - nobody ever questions the shits.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:16 am
by Electric_Head
brettheaslewood wrote:told my boss i had diarrhea, when really i was messin about in brighton till 2am lastnight, didn't climb into bed till just gone 3, woke up at 7 and thought, fuck work i wanna sleep.
bosses must know by now that gastro and diarrhea are just excuses to get off work
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:16 am
by Liam92
brettheaslewood wrote:told my boss i had diarrhea, when really i was messin about in brighton till 2am lastnight, didn't climb into bed till just gone 3, woke up at 7 and thought, fuck work i wanna sleep.
You motherfucker, I genuinely have sickness and diarrhoea!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:17 am
by Mehlovich
brettheaslewood wrote:told my boss i had diarrhea, when really i was messin about in brighton till 2am lastnight, didn't climb into bed till just gone 3, woke up at 7 and thought, fuck work i wanna sleep.
You can always be sure that theres no questions asked when using that excuse
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:22 am
by brettheaslewood
hahaha init diarrhea wins hands down.
"no, come into work"
"I SHEETTT ON YUUUU"
"ok stay at home"
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:24 am
by wub
brettheaslewood wrote:diarrhea wins hands down
Something about this sentence made me laugh
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:59 am
by Fused Productions
This guy who comes in at 2:20
What he says after 4:20
What he says at 5:30
Watch the whole video though
Edit:: Dunno why I posted this here, maybe I like this guy haha
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:06 pm
by aspect-dubz
Fused Productions wrote:
This guy who comes in at 2:20
What he says after 4:20
What he says at 5:30
Watch the whole video though
Edit:: Dunno why I posted this here, maybe I like this guy haha
he couldn't have said it any better.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:11 pm
by Electric_Head
that`s a crap load of money to go study
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:22 pm
by wilson
aspect-dubz wrote:
Fused Productions wrote:
This guy who comes in at 2:20
What he says after 4:20
What he says at 5:30
Watch the whole video though
Edit:: Dunno why I posted this here, maybe I like this guy haha
he couldn't have said it any better.
I vote for that guy.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:29 pm
by Mehlovich
Electric_Head wrote:that`s a crap load of money to go study
It is fucking crazy! - Sometimes I forget how lucky we are in Denmark where education is free.
I would love to go abroad to study though but nobody can afford that!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:34 pm
by Electric_Head
Mehlovich wrote:
Electric_Head wrote:that`s a crap load of money to go study
It is fucking crazy! - Sometimes I forget how lucky we are in Denmark where education is free.
I would love to go abroad to study though but nobody can afford that!
that is lucky
Studying isn`t cheap here either but not that much.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:40 pm
by say_whut
wilson wrote:
aspect-dubz wrote:
Fused Productions wrote:
This guy who comes in at 2:20
What he says after 4:20
What he says at 5:30
Watch the whole video though
Edit:: Dunno why I posted this here, maybe I like this guy haha
he couldn't have said it any better.
I vote for that guy.
Hells yeah, boy knows his shit.
On a related note, got a B for my first uni English essay
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:22 pm
by gwa
text006 is being repressed
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:26 pm
by noam
gwa wrote:text006 is being repressed
for real??
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:36 pm
by icanicant
noam wrote:
gwa wrote:text006 is being repressed
for real??
yeah four tet said on his twitter
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:45 pm
by jameshk
See brett,this is why i didn't come. :p
Etizolam has made me happy today. woohayy.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:23 pm
by belalala
Electric_Head wrote:that`s a crap load of money to go study
pales in comparison to US tuition costs
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:31 pm
by noam
my sister bought me the new release of "68" yesterday, quality comic book
he couldn't have said it any better.
