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Stay strong brother.

uk ninjas: someone get on this. a burger challenge with bhut and scotch bonnet

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... urger.html

banal office chat crushes my soul. seriously hate it

kidshuffle wrote:uk ninjas: someone get on this. a burger challenge with bhut and scotch bonnet

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... urger.html

whats sad is that burger looks so good

i just wouldnt even bother though, not interested in shiting my intestines out.

murky21 wrote:banal office chat crushes my soul. seriously hate it

This squared, times a million and then squared again.

magma wrote:

murky21 wrote:banal office chat crushes my soul. seriously hate it

This squared, times a million and then squared again.

At least it passes the time. Its when the office goes silent for hours that i really hate

Having the banal office chat in Spanish makes it so much easier to ignore

yay for headphones in the office.

id rather silence to be honest, some of the small talk i hear or get sucked into is soul draining

today:trains/ late trains/ snow/ "OH HASNT THE YEAR GONE QUICKLY XMAS IS UPON US OH NO I HAVENT DONE ANY OF MY XMAS SHOPPING I ALWAYS LEAVE IT TO LAST MINUTE HEHE OH IV DONE MINE ALREADY"

GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU DRY DRY BASTARDS

hahahah

Aw mate I know exactly what you mean, the lack of personality in my office is awful!

the guy i sit next to is the kind of guy who calls his wife "The Wife" and everything he says is marital cliches ie - she loves shopping, he hates shopping, he loves the pub w/ mates, she likes him coming home early etc etc etc

murky21 wrote:the guy i sit next to is the kind of guy who calls his wife "The Wife" and everything he says is marital cliches ie - she loves shopping, he hates shopping, he loves the pub w/ mates, she likes him coming home early etc etc etc

She's shagging the neighbour on the sly...

i fucking hope so, Wub

Don't you have players who up the anti with their fearless smiles and sweater vests, willing to tell a joke, or roll their eyes behind a particularly dooshy overlord?

If not, hit me up, I can be invaluable.

"The wife".

Anyone that refers to their shit with "the" instead of "my" is a cock. Some dude lost himself a second date with LASERGirl last week by coming out with "Oh, I'll just put the American Express behind the bar.."

"Is there anywhere safe to park near yours? I'll be in the Alfa..."

Fuck off.

Me - "anyone got anything exciting planned this weekend?"
Everyone of the 10 mother fuckers around me - "don't know yet, the wives still to decide!" *boring tnuc group laugh*

The worst!

magma wrote:

"The wife".

Anyone that refers to their shit with "the" instead of "my" is a cock. Some dude lost himself a second date with LASERGirl last week by coming out with "Oh, I'll just put the American Express behind the bar.."

"Is there anywhere safe to park near yours? I'll be in the Alfa..."

Fuck off.

really? i mean i can see scenarios where it's cuntish, but i dont think there's anything wrong with something like "i left my keys in the car"

magma wrote:

"The wife".

Anyone that refers to their shit with "the" instead of "my" is a cock. Some dude lost himself a second date with LASERGirl last week by coming out with "Oh, I'll just put the American Express behind the bar.."

"Is there anywhere safe to park near yours? I'll be in the Alfa..."

Fuck off.

There is no excuse for that credit card line, what a truly awful human being.