Wrap up, she sounds like a petri dishepochalypso wrote:I'm not going to marry the bird, guys. Just diddle her and then I'll be on my way.wub wrote:Surprised it took you 4 texts if she's that classy.epochalypso wrote:This happened yesterday but..
Me via txt: "Would you be keen for some casual sex some time?"
4 txts later
Girl: "Ok I'll give you a shot."
I thought that shit only worked in internet stories
things that have made you happy today
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Mos definately. I always seem to learn lessons like that the hard way..wub wrote:Wrap up, she sounds like a petri dishepochalypso wrote:I'm not going to marry the bird, guys. Just diddle her and then I'll be on my way.wub wrote:Surprised it took you 4 texts if she's that classy.epochalypso wrote:This happened yesterday but..
Me via txt: "Would you be keen for some casual sex some time?"
4 txts later
Girl: "Ok I'll give you a shot."
I thought that shit only worked in internet stories
and lol @ "petri dish". shudder.
jrkhnds wrote:- dubstepforum, 2014.and I've never really rated dubstep..
Re: things that have made you happy today
Two of the scariest words a man can hear are "uretheral swab"
Re: things that have made you happy today
Aw they're not THAT bad.wub wrote:Two of the scariest words a man can hear are "uretheral swab"
How about
"It's yours?"
except used in the context of Wu-tang Clan.
jrkhnds wrote:- dubstepforum, 2014.and I've never really rated dubstep..
Re: things that have made you happy today
epochalypso wrote:Aw they're not THAT bad.wub wrote:Two of the scariest words a man can hear are "uretheral swab"
How about
"It's yours?"
except used in the context of Wu-tang Clan.
Wu Tang do not drop the rising inflection.
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I`ve heard both of those terms
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Truly, the 21st Century is a beautiful place.epochalypso wrote:This happened yesterday but..
Me via txt: "Would you be keen for some casual sex some time?"
4 txts later
Girl: "Ok I'll give you a shot."
I thought that shit only worked in internet stories
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Denmark beat Sweden in football a couple of days ago
Its always nice to beat your neighbours.
Also our team is looking stronger than it has for years. we're going for the european championship next
Its always nice to beat your neighbours.
Also our team is looking stronger than it has for years. we're going for the european championship next
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Mehlovich wrote:Denmark beat Sweden in football a couple of days ago![]()
Its always nice to beat your neighbours.
Also our team is looking stronger than it has for years. we're going for the european championship next
we beat the world champions, that makes us the best in the world? right?
the scottish claimed that after 66...
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Ketchup = red
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Rightclifford_- wrote:Mehlovich wrote:Denmark beat Sweden in football a couple of days ago![]()
Its always nice to beat your neighbours.
Also our team is looking stronger than it has for years. we're going for the european championship next
we beat the world champions, that makes us the best in the world? right?
the scottish claimed that after 66...
Anyway we just beat Portugal and played way better than them as well. I think for once we actually have a solid chance to proceed from the group stages and maybe a bit further - which is nice because we haven't had a decent national team for years. You english people probably know that feeling
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I was actually hoping for you guys to win. I don't like the swedish team anymore...Mehlovich wrote:Rightclifford_- wrote:Mehlovich wrote:Denmark beat Sweden in football a couple of days ago![]()
Its always nice to beat your neighbours.
Also our team is looking stronger than it has for years. we're going for the european championship next
we beat the world champions, that makes us the best in the world? right?
the scottish claimed that after 66...![]()
Anyway we just beat Portugal and played way better than them as well. I think for once we actually have a solid chance to proceed from the group stages and maybe a bit further - which is nice because we haven't had a decent national team for years. You english people probably know that feeling
Think you'll do good in Poland/Ukraine!
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First proper set tonight 
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good luck bruv!volcanogeorge wrote:First proper set tonight
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got a promotion today. will be making about $5k+ more a year. woo
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