Me via txt: "Would you be keen for some casual sex some time?"
4 txts later
Girl: "Ok I'll give you a shot."
I thought that shit only worked in internet stories
Surprised it took you 4 texts if she's that classy.
I'm not going to marry the bird, guys. Just diddle her and then I'll be on my way.
Wrap up, she sounds like a petri dish
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:18 am
by antipode
wub wrote:
epochalypso wrote:
wub wrote:
epochalypso wrote:This happened yesterday but..
Me via txt: "Would you be keen for some casual sex some time?"
4 txts later
Girl: "Ok I'll give you a shot."
I thought that shit only worked in internet stories
Surprised it took you 4 texts if she's that classy.
I'm not going to marry the bird, guys. Just diddle her and then I'll be on my way.
Wrap up, she sounds like a petri dish
Mos definately. I always seem to learn lessons like that the hard way..
and lol @ "petri dish". shudder.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:26 am
by wub
Two of the scariest words a man can hear are "uretheral swab"
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:27 am
by antipode
wub wrote:Two of the scariest words a man can hear are "uretheral swab"
Aw they're not THAT bad.
How about
"It's yours?"
except used in the context of Wu-tang Clan.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:28 am
by wub
epochalypso wrote:
wub wrote:Two of the scariest words a man can hear are "uretheral swab"
Aw they're not THAT bad.
How about
"It's yours?"
except used in the context of Wu-tang Clan.
Wu Tang do not drop the rising inflection.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:30 am
by Electric_Head
I`ve heard both of those terms
I have a kid now and no, I never had herpes
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:43 am
by magma
epochalypso wrote:This happened yesterday but..
Me via txt: "Would you be keen for some casual sex some time?"
4 txts later
Girl: "Ok I'll give you a shot."
I thought that shit only worked in internet stories
Truly, the 21st Century is a beautiful place.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:00 pm
by Mehlovich
Denmark beat Sweden in football a couple of days ago
Its always nice to beat your neighbours.
Also our team is looking stronger than it has for years. we're going for the european championship next
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:13 pm
by clifford_-
Mehlovich wrote:Denmark beat Sweden in football a couple of days ago
Its always nice to beat your neighbours.
Also our team is looking stronger than it has for years. we're going for the european championship next
we beat the world champions, that makes us the best in the world? right?
the scottish claimed that after 66...
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:33 pm
by Mehlovich
clifford_- wrote:
Mehlovich wrote:Denmark beat Sweden in football a couple of days ago
Its always nice to beat your neighbours.
Also our team is looking stronger than it has for years. we're going for the european championship next
we beat the world champions, that makes us the best in the world? right?
the scottish claimed that after 66...
Right
Anyway we just beat Portugal and played way better than them as well. I think for once we actually have a solid chance to proceed from the group stages and maybe a bit further - which is nice because we haven't had a decent national team for years. You english people probably know that feeling
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:03 pm
by Fused Productions
Mehlovich wrote:
clifford_- wrote:
Mehlovich wrote:Denmark beat Sweden in football a couple of days ago
Its always nice to beat your neighbours.
Also our team is looking stronger than it has for years. we're going for the european championship next
we beat the world champions, that makes us the best in the world? right?
the scottish claimed that after 66...
Right
Anyway we just beat Portugal and played way better than them as well. I think for once we actually have a solid chance to proceed from the group stages and maybe a bit further - which is nice because we haven't had a decent national team for years. You english people probably know that feeling
I was actually hoping for you guys to win. I don't like the swedish team anymore...
Think you'll do good in Poland/Ukraine!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:22 pm
by volcanogeorge
First proper set tonight
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:50 pm
by Forum
Found a 1998 classic browsing through youtube
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:20 pm
by clifford_-
volcanogeorge wrote:First proper set tonight
good luck bruv!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:52 pm
by Reese_Liar
DJ Madd on Rinse FM right now
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:15 am
by kingGhost
got a promotion today. will be making about $5k+ more a year. woo
perhaps i will invest in one of gv1's supercomputers.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:49 am
by Lystric
Goth-Trad LP tracklist. febraury can't come soon enough!
