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Vonboyage wrote:

Parson wrote:and you say stuff like "chap" and "bloke" a whole bunch

Who the fuck says chap.

Stereotyping is very unbecoming of you.

jim wrote:

Parson wrote:i know how the english language works

if a word ends with an "A" you pronounce "R"

if there is an H in a word, you pretend its not there

and you say stuff like "chap" and "bloke" a whole bunch

There's more than one accent in Britain and nobody says chap.

i thought the americans were sposed to be the ones who dont get sarcasm

I say chap all the fucking time, because I'm MC lil' lo'Fauntleroy ass.

I would probably be considered uneducated, due to my lack of qualifications, but at a guess i've read more books than most people on this forum. The trouble is i can't remember what the fuck it was they were on about.

metalboxproducts wrote:I would probably be considered uneducated, due to my lack of qualifications, but at a guess i've read more books than most people on this forum. The trouble is i can't remember what the fuck it was they were on about.

Cause you were drunk and the letters moved about. Bastard shitbag letters.

I only got to A levels myself, and hardly read any books but I'm just so naturally smart I don't really feel the urge to try any harder

Plus it means I can still hate on students which is neat, and I'm not fifteen grand in debt and going to have to try and pay it off from one of the many low paying jobs students generally end up in after doing 3 years of philosopy courses

Shonky wrote:

metalboxproducts wrote:I would probably be considered uneducated, due to my lack of qualifications, but at a guess i've read more books than most people on this forum. The trouble is i can't remember what the fuck it was they were on about.

Cause you were drunk and the letters moved about. Bastard shitbag letters.

I only got to A levels myself, and hardly read any books but I'm just so naturally smart I don't really feel the urge to try any harder

Plus it means I can still hate on students which is neat, and I'm not fifteen grand in debt and going to have to try and pay it off from one of the many low paying jobs students generally end up in after doing 3 years of philosopy courses

Shonky wrote:

metalboxproducts wrote:I would probably be considered uneducated, due to my lack of qualifications, but at a guess i've read more books than most people on this forum. The trouble is i can't remember what the fuck it was they were on about.

Cause you were drunk and the letters moved about. Bastard shitbag letters.

I only got to A levels myself, and hardly read any books but I'm just so naturally smart I don't really feel the urge to try any harder

Plus it means I can still hate on students which is neat, and I'm not fifteen grand in debt and going to have to try and pay it off from one of the many low paying jobs students generally end up in after doing 3 years of philosopy courses

Shonky wrote:

metalboxproducts wrote:I would probably be considered uneducated, due to my lack of qualifications, but at a guess i've read more books than most people on this forum. The trouble is i can't remember what the fuck it was they were on about.

Cause you were drunk and the letters moved about. Bastard shitbag letters.

I only got to A levels myself, and hardly read any books but I'm just so naturally smart I don't really feel the urge to try any harder

Plus it means I can still hate on students which is neat, and I'm not fifteen grand in debt and going to have to try and pay it off from one of the many low paying jobs students generally end up in after doing 3 years of philosopy courses

Both of the people here with the same job title as me have degrees. I have about 30 creds @ a city college.

heard all this before

i'm going to uni to do english for the fun of it - no job hopes whatsoever

see you in a few years as a tired, poverty-stricken prematurely aged tnuc

I say chap all the time. I am very fucking middle class though.

i think grime should be banned from fwd

I think FWD should be banned from Grime


I think coffee should be mandatory for everyone over 16 in the morning, at least 1 strong cup. I swear most people are only moody coz they tired.

Hearing very middle class white boys speaking like they're from inner city London is cringeworthy.

Dutty Yuppie wrote:Hearing very middle class white boys speaking like they're from inner city London is cringeworthy.

Innit

Dutty Yuppie wrote:Hearing very middle class white boys speaking like they're from inner city London is cringeworthy.

Don't think this one is unpopular at all....muppets.

i love listening to beyonce songs on repeat through someone elses mobile phone on public transport

so being neither one thing nor the other, how are middle class white boys meant to speak?

am I not allowed the use of slang because my parents have money? them posh Eton boys will use me as game for their next fox hunt if they catch me using 'wizard' and 'jolly good' again

Depends on where you were schooled young man.........

Nazoreth wrote:so being neither one thing nor the other, how are middle class white boys meant to speak?

am I not allowed the use of slang because my parents have money? them posh Eton boys will use me as game for their next fox hunt if they catch me using 'wizard' and 'jolly good' again

Speak how you want, if you speak like you live where I said though and where you live is far from it and no-one else around speaks like that then I think it's a bit sad really.

You telling me you've never laughed at Tim Westwood?

lol

well lesseeeee

grew up near Hanger Lane in Ealing, West London. Went to Latymer (private school) in Hammersmith.

The area I live in is really nice, quiet, green etc. except that no one really knows or talks to anyone else, and kids rarely ever play together outside.

Just across the motorway we have Abbey Road Estate which is noisey, manky, dirty - except that everyone knows each other, talks to each other, bbqs, football, kids play together on the green all day. I live in a quiet area but grew up with all the estate lot because i wanted to have friends when i was a kid, instead of all the boring peeps round here. Consequentially I picked up all kinds of weird Jamaican and Sri Lankan' words, odd slang and a love of spicey chicken.

So yeah I'm a middle class white boy, went to a posh private school, went to a posh university, live in a posh area. But i'll happily shout blap and bludklaat all i want.

Dutty Yuppie wrote:

Nazoreth wrote:so being neither one thing nor the other, how are middle class white boys meant to speak?

am I not allowed the use of slang because my parents have money? them posh Eton boys will use me as game for their next fox hunt if they catch me using 'wizard' and 'jolly good' again

Speak how you want, if you speak like you live where I said though and where you live is far from it and no-one else around speaks like that then I think it's a bit sad really.

You telling me you've never laughed at Tim Westwood?

ahahahahahaha now that's different, he's the big dog afterall! did he really have his show jacked by wu tang? does anyone have audio of this!?