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Whineo wrote:Or get your Girlfriend to sit on your monitors whilst your compressing a sub bass

...everybody's 'appy

F aveing her sit on the monitors. Do you have a sub in yer studio? Sit her on the sub after building a phat bass line, turn it up, and that will make her wet in the poom poom. Girls love bass and thats your saving grace as a dubstep producer.

my girl just made me so fucked off ill go into more detale once iv calmed down!

My missus lives in Leicester and I am South London so we only get to see each other 1 or 2 times every 2 weeks. When we do see each other the computer is banned

jeeez!

Just smash her in the back passage like a pro.

works a right treat!

Also, get her to brush her teeth with your chelm, (post-analizing)

she will only respect you for it

DubStoner wrote:jeeez!

Just smash her in the back passage like a pro.

works a right treat!

Also, get her to brush her teeth with your chelm, (post-analizing)

she will only respect you for it

you really are an asset to this forum, thanks.

forensix (mcr) wrote:

DubStoner wrote:jeeez!

Just smash her in the back passage like a pro.

works a right treat!

Also, get her to brush her teeth with your chelm, (post-analizing)

she will only respect you for it

you really are an asset to this forum, thanks.

He forgot to say that no matter what, you should attempt to choke her during fellatio.

Also, ALWAYS tell her she is overweight and disgusting, to boost her ego.

Can I be an asset too?

DJelements wrote:

forensix (mcr) wrote:

DubStoner wrote:jeeez!

Just smash her in the back passage like a pro.

works a right treat!

Also, get her to brush her teeth with your chelm, (post-analizing)

she will only respect you for it

you really are an asset to this forum, thanks.

He forgot to say that no matter what, you should attempt to choke her during fellatio.

Also, ALWAYS tell her she is overweight and disgusting, to boost her ego.

Can I be an asset too?

Paypal me £20 and I will think about it.

tempest wrote:

Although.... They smell like arse and will give you aids.

Im not afraid.

Wasn't it Van Gough or someone who said 'creativity is born out of sexual frustration'....

I dunno about that, but in my experience girlfriends will fight your studio time in a desire to make you watch eastenders

it is vital to have common interests when it comes to relationships. esp on the creative tip. i have lots in common with my boyfriend; music production happens to be one of them and i couldn't be happier about it

Chunkie wrote:i think its a home musician with live-in-missus's eternal battle

make music or have sex.........

ideally one week a bit more of one, next week more of the other... unfortunately dont work like that!

try making music while having sex

Little Boh Peep wrote:

gaston_UK wrote:GIRLS HAVE BOYS AS THEIR HOBBIES.

That sounds very healthy and not dependent at all.

fuck all that - boys will always be boys there is nothing we can do about it

" try making music while having sex "

sex toy/midi controller perhaps the next faze of gear, then your girl will have no choice but to like it.

chunkie wrote:fact is making music is a loner's occupation

can't concentrate on programming synths when your missus is rattling on about her mates/tv/going out for dinner and blah blah blah

been living with mine for two years now and my music stuff gets done between 6pm (when i get back form work) and 7.30 (when she gets back from work)

all the guilt trip biznizz of sitting on your own with a pair of headphones and a laptop grinds you down!!

Oh fuck tell me about it....she loves my tracks, but she hates time I put in to them...and somehow doesn't see the correlation between the two??

My ex used to sit and listen and feedback and read or something, while I worked, then later on bring it up like I ignored her and she was trying to get my attention,
This new girl gets it I think and can't hang out all the time really so it works out because I'm excited enough to see her when I can that I put it aside for a few hours, I think it evens out because I'm pouring the other 80% of my time into production and getting high. Works out well Aye.

This is fucking awesome therapy for me today...

I left my girlfriend of 8 years 4 music. My new girl is sexy. She wobble's like a bitch and sometimes sounds like a robot. I call her dubstep

If you wana be a serious producer you have to loose the girl

Soundcloud

I Have been producing for about 6 months and I have been with my girl (now fiancee since last year) for nearly 4 years. I have been in bands the whole time, so constantly been making music even before I met her (she knew how I felt about music from the start). She is the best , She understands I need to put in the time to produce, and I always make sure I see her as much as possible. She means just as much to me as music and Music is MY LIFE.

She likes to do her own things while I produce, she is really into playing xbox, watching TV, Drawing, Designing and she really likes photography. She is into many genre's of music just like myself. We definelty have lots in common.

I don't live with her atm, but we both can't wait to move in together again. We have lived together before and it was AMAZING. we are moved back in with our parents till we find another flat to rent. I really miss sleeping next to her

Any guys who say that you can't produce and have a relationship are talking crap, you just need to find the right girl.

I love my girl to bits and wouldn't change her for the world.

Perfecture wrote:Any guys who say that you can't produce and have a relationship are talking crap, you just need to find the right girl.

I love my girl to bits and wouldn't change her for the world.

no problems here

Oh agreed. Even though she doesn't like all the time I spend glued to my computer with headphones on, my girl loves dubstep...and is one of the best dancers I've ever seen. So it makes parties that much better.