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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:33 pm
by corpsey
''Fucking hell, your boyfriend looks hard... hard like my
cock for
you...''

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:42 pm
by blizzardmusic
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:01 pm
by whineo
"Do you like Chicken?"
"Because my Cock is fowl"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:14 pm
by deamonds
Whineo wrote:"Do you like Chicken?"
"Because my Cock is fowl"
good-en!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:44 pm
by nesslei
you must be proper humid, because i am WET.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:50 pm
by datura
nesslei wrote:you must be proper humid, because i am WET.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:57 pm
by blizzardmusic
Have you got a mop, I just drooled over you
Do you own a donkey because 'I like that ass'
If your watching your weight, I know a good way to burn loadsa calories
You would get beat like a snare drum
I just made them up...

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:01 pm
by harlesden
you can't tell
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:02 pm
by blizzardmusic
Harlesden wrote:you can't tell
huh?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:02 pm
by thief
How do you like your eggs?
Fertilised...?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:03 pm
by nesslei
datura wrote:nesslei wrote:you must be proper humid, because i am WET.

if only i could be that creative with government briefing documents!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:04 pm
by blizzardmusic
thief wrote:How do you like your eggs?
Fertilised...?
Girl: I'm infertile
*SEVERELY HEAVY PUNCH IN FACE*
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:26 pm
by hera
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:33 pm
by parson
[pointing at drink] "you gonna finish that?"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:34 pm
by datura
hera wrote:
lmao
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:59 pm
by nesslei
"I knew there'd be a reason I didn't wear any panties tonight"
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:08 am
by diss04
is there a mirror in your pants? cos i dont want bad luck when smash up whats in there..
hello there. i plan to smash the granny out of you.
in romford, they work everytime

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:52 am
by vonboyage
Diss04 wrote:in romford, they work everytime

*Goes up RM7*
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:54 am
by diss04
Vonboyage wrote:Diss04 wrote:in romford, they work everytime

*Goes up RM7*
if i was gonna be picky i'd have to say that its RM1

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:38 am
by deamonds
Vonboyage wrote:Diss04 wrote:in romford, they work everytime

*Goes up RM7*
they do indeed work up romford....