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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:33 pm
by corpsey
''Fucking hell, your boyfriend looks hard... hard like my cock for you...''

:ranks:

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:42 pm
by blizzardmusic
The Wiggle Baron wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just squirted orange lucozade out of my nose for that...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:01 pm
by whineo
"Do you like Chicken?"
"Because my Cock is fowl"

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:14 pm
by deamonds
Whineo wrote:"Do you like Chicken?"
"Because my Cock is fowl"
good-en!

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:44 pm
by nesslei
you must be proper humid, because i am WET.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:50 pm
by datura
nesslei wrote:you must be proper humid, because i am WET.
:U: :U:

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:57 pm
by blizzardmusic
Have you got a mop, I just drooled over you

Do you own a donkey because 'I like that ass'

If your watching your weight, I know a good way to burn loadsa calories

You would get beat like a snare drum



I just made them up...
:roll:

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:01 pm
by harlesden
you can't tell

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:02 pm
by blizzardmusic
Harlesden wrote:you can't tell
huh?

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:02 pm
by thief
How do you like your eggs?







Fertilised...?

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:03 pm
by nesslei
datura wrote:
nesslei wrote:you must be proper humid, because i am WET.
:U: :U:
if only i could be that creative with government briefing documents!

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:04 pm
by blizzardmusic
thief wrote:How do you like your eggs?







Fertilised...?

Girl: I'm infertile















*SEVERELY HEAVY PUNCH IN FACE*

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:26 pm
by hera
Image

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:33 pm
by parson
[pointing at drink] "you gonna finish that?"

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:34 pm
by datura
hera wrote:Image
lmao

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:59 pm
by nesslei
"I knew there'd be a reason I didn't wear any panties tonight"

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:08 am
by diss04
is there a mirror in your pants? cos i dont want bad luck when smash up whats in there.. 8)

hello there. i plan to smash the granny out of you.

in romford, they work everytime :wink:

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:52 am
by vonboyage
Diss04 wrote:in romford, they work everytime :wink:
*Goes up RM7*

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:54 am
by diss04
Vonboyage wrote:
Diss04 wrote:in romford, they work everytime :wink:
*Goes up RM7*
if i was gonna be picky i'd have to say that its RM1 ;)

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:38 am
by deamonds
Vonboyage wrote:
Diss04 wrote:in romford, they work everytime :wink:
*Goes up RM7*
they do indeed work up romford....