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Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Sat Nov 09, 2013 11:31 pm

TheIntrospectionist wrote:I was trying to make him look as crazy as possible..)

It worked

Nice one for saving us on boneyard..... hopefully twice. Fingers crossed.

Edit - Yep. Badman!

TheIntrospectionist · Post by **TheIntrospectionist** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:01 am

deadly_habit · Post by **deadly_habit** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:10 am

magma · Post by **magma** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:48 am

Haaaaah... Introspectionist, you bastard! I'd been taking motherfuckers down all evening in races (just turbocharged my Penumbra

) but was just thinking we'd settled into some sort of unspoken no-fuckry pact when you nobbled me off my bike. Lovely work.

magma · Post by **magma** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:51 am

Ah fuck, bounty. Bollocks.

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:54 am

magma wrote:Haaaaah... Introspectionist, you bastard! I'd been taking motherfuckers down all evening in races (just turbocharged my Penumbra ) but was just thinking we'd settled into some sort of unspoken no-fuckry pact when you nobbled me off my bike. Lovely work.

Trust me, Intro is vicious with the nobbling in races

magma · Post by **magma** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:56 am

AND he's not repping DSSN at the moment.

TheIntrospectionist · Post by **TheIntrospectionist** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:59 am

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:16 am

What?! For shame! He should be kicked out really

That mission was doomed from the start - the kid driving me to the mission in an XF was just smashing his shit up all over the place. Lost all my body armour before we even got to the airfield. Then the plane stalled when we go to the docks, sorry about that

Then, after that long-arsed drive back to the airfield I decided to run over the SOLITARY enemy, missed, got out of the car to pop him and got gunned down by any one of the six or seven enemies with cloaking devices

That wasn't a rage quite, btw, just felt it was as good a time as any to call it a night.

Edit -

TheIntrospectionist wrote: Nice job dodging those missiles btw Laszlo!
Edit: no wait, you blew us up while I was typing this message

TheIntrospectionist · Post by **TheIntrospectionist** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:38 am

Doctor_Dave · Post by **Doctor_Dave** » Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:24 am

Deathmatch is usually a waste gamemode but I had some fun yesterday. I was in the map where the two teams were close to each other and there was a long lane seperating us. I grabbed a motorcycle, and some guy went on as a passenger, and we went straight toward the alley blasting some mofos. After at least wounding some of them, I decided to get me and this guy to a safe point away from enemy fire, but he just randomly ejected out. He fell backwards and slumped to the ground, and I thought he decided to get out of the motorcycle by himself. He was in fact dead, and the way he fell out was so funny.

I thought he was still alive for a second or two.

we won tho

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:52 am

Got my Gold Racer badge... my Dominator Turbo really is.... Dominating

Got my Mini and Penumbra turbo'd up as well and I'm saving up to do the Pfister.. though I might just do the Engine Tuning on that as I can max it out a little cheaper. Doesn't look like you can improve on the top speeds though, even with new gearboxes? Bit lame.

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:09 pm

Oh, and I'm a VERY BAD PERSON. Came across some dude in a supercar mucking about down by the docks after a couple of races... we were tailing each other, pulling donuts... just having a laugh. Then he got out of his car, unarmed, so I got out of mine. We stood in an uncomfortable silence for a few seconds until I decided it was bed time, so whipped out the Minigun I had leftover from Boneyard and tore his ass down along with the last shred of faith he had in the population of Los Santos.

OGLemon · Post by **OGLemon** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:47 pm

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:18 am

OGLemon wrote:

Well, at least I'm not the clumsiest player out there.

Does his friend say "Linux is still the baddest tho.." at one point?

My Pfister's all turbo'd up. Has anyone else noticed that their Custom Car stats look shit in the race menu compared to in Los Santos Customs? Is that a bug or is my Turbo'd Weeny ( ahem

) really slower than the standard one on offer?!

TheIntrospectionist · Post by **TheIntrospectionist** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:08 pm

TheIntrospectionist · Post by **TheIntrospectionist** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:51 am

Laszlo · Post by **Laszlo** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:46 pm

Sooo many jokes from these races with you lot

!

Who is Mexztah though? You're smashing it!

Doctor_Dave · Post by **Doctor_Dave** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:06 pm

TheIntrospectionist wrote:Well, I have my crew tag back.. I had a blank tag showing up next to my name today and now it says DSSN again. But I seem to have lost all my job/mission progress as none of the icons on my map have the green ticks on them anymore and only two out of the six survivals are showing up. Went around and completed ALL the gang attacks the other day and all that is gone! And every time I try and enter a mission it is failing immediately saying "mission has ended" FFS

Mind if I join the DSSN clan? I'm on 360 but I think clans are cross-platform.

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