The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[murky21]

Got £20 of Diesel. Managed to open my grinder the wrong way up after I just shredded it all, my floor is thickish carpet

dude thats so so long...

[Electric_Head]

Got £20 of Diesel. Managed to open my grinder the wrong way up after I just shredded it all, my floor is thickish carpet

all gone??

[magma]

Got £20 of Diesel. Managed to open my grinder the wrong way up after I just shredded it all, my floor is thickish carpet

Feel your pain, brother. Harsh.

[arktrix45hz]

Crisis averted. Stuck a sock over the hoover hose and saved the majority of it.

[JTMMusicuk]

Crisis averted. Stuck a sock over the hoover hose and saved the majority of it.

that may be the cleverest thing iv ever heard

[murky21]

fuckin hell thats genius! nice!

[magma]

That's the thinking of a man that really wanted a smoke. Well done... brilliant!

[laurent__duval]

someone on my terrace keeps letting there dog out to shit and he's coming and doing it in my back yard. a lot. like 3 times a day.


later on i'm gonna go door to door and ask everybody if they own the white staffy, then when i find the culprit present them with
a bag of their pooches little presents. might add a little of my own just to spice things up!

[laurent__duval]

also, i fucking hate kevin spacey. that american airlines advert makes him look like more of a smug c unt then he already is.

[Pada]

Crisis averted. Stuck a sock over the hoover hose and saved the majority of it.

Standard procedure

[say_whut]

This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

[hutyluty]

This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

she wants you

[Molzie]

was she performing fellatio on the chicken strip before she took the bite?

[say_whut]

No no no no never that. She's a christian with "quirks" as she says, as if that's justification for just taking a bit of my food. I don't actually even really like her as a friend as is, I put up with her shite as the terms near its end.

This is beside the point, she is a knob

[Kochari]

Going to see one of my best friends who I haven't seen in time and I can't pick up

[icanicant]

This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

she wants you

Reminds me of that friends episode where Joey hates sharing food lol

[wub]

This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

That's a shankable offence IMO. Can't be fucking with a man's chicken.

[dubluke]

Argh, my dealer still hasn't turned up after half an hour and he didn't show on Tuesday either!

[Dead Rats]

This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

That's a shankable offence IMO. Can't be fucking with a man's chicken.

This.

Tell her she's not your girlfriend and to fuck off.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

next time shes in the kitchen, just walk up the fridge/cupboard (you must be staring at her the whole time btw), find some of her food & just take a giant fuck off bite out of it then put it back....
put on a huge cheesy smile, & leave the room (making sure your eyes are still locked untill you are out of sight)