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arktrix wrote:Got £20 of Diesel. Managed to open my grinder the wrong way up after I just shredded it all, my floor is thickish carpet

dude thats so so long...

arktrix wrote:Got £20 of Diesel. Managed to open my grinder the wrong way up after I just shredded it all, my floor is thickish carpet

all gone??

arktrix wrote:Got £20 of Diesel. Managed to open my grinder the wrong way up after I just shredded it all, my floor is thickish carpet

Feel your pain, brother. Harsh.

Crisis averted. Stuck a sock over the hoover hose and saved the majority of it.

arktrix wrote:Crisis averted. Stuck a sock over the hoover hose and saved the majority of it.

that may be the cleverest thing iv ever heard

fuckin hell thats genius! nice!

That's the thinking of a man that really wanted a smoke. Well done... brilliant!

someone on my terrace keeps letting there dog out to shit and he's coming and doing it in my back yard. a lot. like 3 times a day.


later on i'm gonna go door to door and ask everybody if they own the white staffy, then when i find the culprit present them with
a bag of their pooches little presents. might add a little of my own just to spice things up!

also, i fucking hate kevin spacey. that american airlines advert makes him look like more of a smug c unt then he already is.

arktrix wrote:Crisis averted. Stuck a sock over the hoover hose and saved the majority of it.

Standard procedure

This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

say_whut wrote:This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

she wants you

was she performing fellatio on the chicken strip before she took the bite?

No no no no never that. She's a christian with "quirks" as she says, as if that's justification for just taking a bit of my food. I don't actually even really like her as a friend as is, I put up with her shite as the terms near its end.

This is beside the point, she is a knob

Going to see one of my best friends who I haven't seen in time and I can't pick up

hutyluty wrote:

say_whut wrote:This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

she wants you

Reminds me of that friends episode where Joey hates sharing food lol

say_whut wrote:This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

That's a shankable offence IMO. Can't be fucking with a man's chicken.

Argh, my dealer still hasn't turned up after half an hour and he didn't show on Tuesday either!

wub wrote:

say_whut wrote:This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

That's a shankable offence IMO. Can't be fucking with a man's chicken.

This.

Tell her she's not your girlfriend and to fuck off.

say_whut wrote:This literally just happened.

I've made dinner (chicken strips and tapas potatoes), a shitty meal but I stay in halls so I just need to fill my stomach after being proper hungry since around 3. I sit down to eat it and a female flatmate comes over, grabs a chicken strip, takes a bite and puts it back on my plate. In full view. Without asking. I recoil and ask "What the fuck was that? Seriously, why?" She thought I'd find it funny. She kept looking at me, so I address it "Look, its happened now, I'm not going to hold a grudge" then she puts on this moody/stroppy face.

Tell me she's the knobhead here, please

next time shes in the kitchen, just walk up the fridge/cupboard (you must be staring at her the whole time btw), find some of her food & just take a giant fuck off bite out of it then put it back....
put on a huge cheesy smile, & leave the room (making sure your eyes are still locked untill you are out of sight)