The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[phrex]

someone on my terrace keeps letting there dog out to shit and he's coming and doing it in my back yard. a lot. like 3 times a day.


later on i'm gonna go door to door and ask everybody if they own the white staffy, then when i find the culprit present them with
a bag of their pooches little presents. might add a little of my own just to spice things up!

or you just tell him in a nice way that his dog is shitting in your precious little garden. usually that helps and doesn't come over as an aggressive dickhead neighbour with zero tolerance.

oh... and talking about next door...: i fucking hate my neighbours.

[rexob]

that sounds dodge
is it actually buffers or an issue with a driver/soundcard???

Have a feeling it could be my extremely shit soundcard to be honest. Gonna get an Asus Xonar for now until I save up enough money to get a top laptop/mac.

If this doesn't fix it then I'm fucked, though. I just wanna carry on making tunes while I'm learning so quickly.

[Phigure]

someone on my terrace keeps letting there dog out to shit and he's coming and doing it in my back yard. a lot. like 3 times a day.


later on i'm gonna go door to door and ask everybody if they own the white staffy, then when i find the culprit present them with
a bag of their pooches little presents. might add a little of my own just to spice things up!

or you just tell him in a nice way that his dog is shitting in your precious little garden. usually that helps and doesn't come over as an aggressive dickhead neighbour with zero tolerance.

oh... and talking about next door...: i fucking hate my neighbours.

i hate mine too, the tnuc does swim lessons for little children in her pool in the backyard... which happens to be right next to my window. basically from march to about september i listen to little kids screaming most of the day. you'd think that she's trying to drown the little shits from the way they scream and cry

[Sexual_Chocolate]

someone on my terrace keeps letting there dog out to shit and he's coming and doing it in my back yard. a lot. like 3 times a day.


later on i'm gonna go door to door and ask everybody if they own the white staffy, then when i find the culprit present them with
a bag of their pooches little presents. might add a little of my own just to spice things up!

or you just tell him in a nice way that his dog is shitting in your precious little garden. usually that helps and doesn't come over as an aggressive dickhead neighbour with zero tolerance.

oh... and talking about next door...: i fucking hate my neighbours.

i hate mine too, the tnuc does swim lessons for little children in her pool in the backyard... which happens to be right next to my window. basically from march to about september i listen to little kids screaming most of the day. you'd think that she's trying to drown the little shits from the way they scream and cry

ahhh, simple solution for your problem...

Obtain large speaker
Place speaker in window & aim towards pool
Open free porn video website
Play most aggressive video you can find
Turn volume up

[Molzie]

smith and kallis

[Mammoth]

Got one of the infamous "this isn't dubstep where's the drop" comment today

[Shum]

smith and kallis

yeah...

[dubfordessert]

dubstepforum is the only site on the internet that will load

edit: but it loads really fucking fast

[Electric_Head]

smith and kallis

yeah...

Yeah, those two suck.



I remember on Tuesday, the NZ commentators were saying in true SA style Kallis and Smith will get Centuries.
The one commentator pipes up with "I certainly hope not".

[gwa]

day 3 of my trip to tenerife abd i'm struggling to work out what reality is. i don't know where i am or who i am.

HELP ME

[Electric_Head]

day 3 of my trip to tenerife abd i'm struggling to work out what reality is. i don't know where i am or who i am.

HELP ME

yet you made it onto DSF and posted this??

[gwa]

i'm going through momento. DSF is the only thing i remember how to use.

i have been on the ambien walrus for 3 days now. done some stuff i'm not very proud of.

i go cry wank now.

[Electric_Head]

I`ll hold your hand if you want.
No stroking up against me though.

purrrr purrrr meow

[laurent__duval]

someone on my terrace keeps letting there dog out to shit and he's coming and doing it in my back yard. a lot. like 3 times a day.


later on i'm gonna go door to door and ask everybody if they own the white staffy, then when i find the culprit present them with
a bag of their pooches little presents. might add a little of my own just to spice things up!

or you just tell him in a nice way that his dog is shitting in your precious little garden. usually that helps and doesn't come over as an aggressive dickhead neighbour with zero tolerance.

oh... and talking about next door...: i fucking hate my neighbours.

its not really zero tolerance. there's been something between 20 and 30 large dog shits left in my back yard over the last month or so. also bags of rubbish have been put in there. clearly the dog isnt been taken for walks but just pushed out of the back door and is forced to find somewhere along the pack passage way to do his business. if the owner of the dog wasnt a lazy bastard and took his dog for a walk then there wouldnt be this problem. also, its not my 'precious little garden', its my back yard which i have to look out onto through my living room window, sorry if i dont enjoy looking out onto a yard strewn with dog shit and other peoples rubbish. i suppose i'm just weird like that...

[gwa]

I`ll hold your hand if you want.
No stroking up against me though.

purrrr purrrr meow

please i beg you. you're not even that far away from me. rescue me, sweet electric head, rescue me

[syrup]

Electricity going on/off literally about every two minutes.

It seems to have settled down now at last

Edit: but it's fucking off

[Pedro Sánchez]

My sister wearing a Jesse J t-shirt, fucking mong.

[vishes]

Teacher just plugged a pair of speakers into his laptop and said to the class that if they have any suggestions for tunes to play they should send them to him over Twitter.
So guess what he's playing now... The one horrible brostep tune after the other.

[particle-jim]

Teacher just plugged a pair of speakers into his laptop and said to the class that if they have any suggestions for tunes to play they should send them to him over Twitter.
So guess what he's playing now... The one horrible brostep tune after the other.

so make a better suggestion???

[Johnlenham]

What the fuck is the point in these train ticket websites?

"There are no Delivery Methods available for this journey. Please select a journey departing at least 2 hours from now. "

Well yes thats why Im trying to buy the ticket online you stupid stnuc!
If there was a machine at the station I wouldnt need your bloody website!! not to mention the national rail website is the same price..

Now I have to get on the train and hunt down the trainguy asthey dont ever come round and then I get a nice £20+ fine at victoria!