Your most embarrasing moment...

green eggs and sam · Post by **green eggs and sam** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:36 pm

This is amazingly cracking me up

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:01 pm

So you do have a sense of humour

...didnt think you would come back.

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:09 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:So you do have a sense of humour ...didnt think you would come back.

If you survive your first thread's hazing, you're a Ninja! Welcome Green Eggs and Sam...

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:10 pm

You're not a ninja until I fucking say you're a ninja.

You, Simon, are not a ninja.

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:12 pm

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:14 pm

i jk i jk

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:39 pm

green eggs and sam · Post by **green eggs and sam** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:18 am

*finds another thread for everyone to jump on the samantha bash bandwagon*

i kid i kid... for now at least

grimesceneinvestigation · Post by **grimesceneinvestigation** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:25 pm

some good material inhere

I'll see if I can come up with some interesting stories to compensate

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:28 pm

wow, great thread, I can't get near most of these.

1 that comes to mind was in year 7 in a school assembly and everyone sits crosslegged (as per usual). I hadn't noticed until it was time to standup and leave (row by row from front to back... I was pretty near the front) but I had a terminally dead leg. I couldn't get up and when I tried I kept falling over (not dramatically like a wounded soldier but pathetic like a drunk old man with a bad hip).
It was a big hall so took ages and unfolded in front of pretty much everyone in the school, twas most embarrassing.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:20 pm

lloydnoise wrote:wow, great thread, I can't get near most of these.

1 that comes to mind was in year 7 in a school assembly and everyone sits crosslegged (as per usual). I hadn't noticed until it was time to standup and leave (row by row from front to back... I was pretty near the front) but I had a terminally dead leg. I couldn't get up and when I tried I kept falling over (not dramatically like a wounded soldier but pathetic like a drunk old man with a bad hip).
It was a big hall so took ages and unfolded in front of pretty much everyone in the school, twas most embarrassing.

You remind me of Alan Partridge.

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 11:12 pm

bandshell wrote: You remind me of Alan Partridge.

Needless to say, i had the last laugh

vertex · Post by **vertex** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:04 am

This thread is great, just read thru the whole thing!

Mine isn't too bad compared to some of yours... When I was younger and sillier, I was in Newquay with a few mates... We decided to go to a club, but have a few drinks/smokes before we left...

I overdid with a smokes a bit, and don't even remember anything after leaving the place were staying...

The next thing I remember is that it's pitch black, and I'm led down on a grassy patch somewhere in Newquay... After wandering around for an hour I find where I am and it then takes me another 30 mins to find the hotel...

When I get back to the hotel my mates said "Where the fuck did you go!?" and as I didn't remember I could only answer "Fuck knows!"

It was around 3am by this time...

This wasn't that too bad, until I looked in the mirror and found I had a trail of blue drink going from my ear to mouth which had dried and I was also covered in seagull feathers!

My mates even now take the piss whenever a seagull is mentioned...

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:09 am

Vertex wrote:This thread is great, just read thru the whole thing!

Mine isn't too bad compared to some of yours... When I was younger and sillier, I was in Newquay with a few mates... We decided to go to a club, but have a few drinks/smokes before we left...

I overdid with a smokes a bit, and don't even remember anything after leaving the place were staying...

The next thing I remember is that it's pitch black, and I'm led down on a grassy patch somewhere in Newquay... After wandering around for an hour I find where I am and it then takes me another 30 mins to find the hotel...

When I get back to the hotel my mates said "Where the fuck did you go!?" and as I didn't remember I could only answer "Fuck knows!" It was around 3am by this time...

This wasn't that too bad, until I looked in the mirror and found I had a trail of blue drink going from my ear to mouth which had dried and I was also covered in seagull feathers! My mates even now take the piss whenever a seagull is mentioned...

The RSPCA are gonna be knocking on your door very soon.

vertex · Post by **vertex** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:35 am

bandshell wrote:The RSPCA are gonna be knocking on your door very soon.

I gotta keep an eye out for the RSPB also...

God knows how I ended up covered in feathers, I just hope it wasn't on CCTV!

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:26 pm

Bump for travis the tard

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:32 pm

DZA wrote:Bump for travis the tard

How. The. Hell!!!!

Used the search and DSF google search.

Oh wait...I speldid ebrassing rong

Looking forward to re-reading. Cheers pal... <333

2manynoobs · Post by **2manynoobs** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:37 pm

a few years ago I ate so many chewing gum (actualy swallowing) because I was watching tv and forgot that it was chewing gum. It was one of those big pots with over 200 gums in it.

In the hospital they said my body started to make so much gas at once (because of the mint or something) that my gut blocked, and the gas all heaping up in my belly. (my belly had actually swollen almost 10 cm.
They hooked me on some really really sweet and hard painkiller which was nice. But after a whole night of pain, they finally decided to do an echo.

When the lady pressed superhard on my belly with the scanner, my gut suddenly unblocked, resulting in massive airflow... you can guess what happened

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:51 pm

BIG THREAD

nicenice · Post by **nicenice** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:53 pm

Was walking down some country lane with this girl I really liked. I was kinda drunk and need a piss and you now when you fart when you piss. I had that and thought its cool I'll sly it out. Unluckily for me I followed through a tiny tiny bit. I was quick on my toes though and ripped out a page of some book to do with Hitler and used that to wipe myself. I hope she didn't realise, it didn't smell too much though. We went out like a week after anyway.

I think I've told the tic tac story but I may as well tell y'all again. I was going with out with this girl when I was 14. Back then I was childish as fuck and it didn't help when we were doing shit. So were sitting down talking and she offered me a tic tac, I didn't want it. We gots to doing shit and I went down on her. I remembered the tic tac and wondered what would happen if I stuck it inside her, if she would feel it and shit so I went ahead and shoved it in her. She didn't realise so I tried to get it out again. Every time I dug in to get it it just went further up. I had to tell and she wasn't too pleased. Sometimes I'm tempted too ask her if its come out yet.

When I was with the same girl we were walking around the fields near her house and I stepped in dog shit, all over my new crepes. I couldn't get it off with grass or wiping the shoe on a curb so I went around her house looking for shit too clean it with. In her bathroom I saw some toothbrushes which worked a treat. Although it was her younger brothers. (He was a little tnuc anyway). I think he knew it was me and after that he done a fuckload of shit to get me in trouble with their parents.

Was having sex on a bench once, looked over my shoulder and saw some old man and his dog staring at us.

Almost got caught wanking this morning. Had my boxers down lying in bed. My nan walks into the room but luckily I managed to flip the laptop over my dick and hide my bare arse.

Theres probably more.

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