Shit claims to fame

[noam]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/

wtf?! she's fucking buff

what happened lol?

i don't know lol
i just couldn\t engage in conversation, like i didnt ask her any questions, any of the basic stuff
didn\t know who she was til i got back home and checked her facebook, to which i sent an exciatable message
which se as yet to reply or accept my friend request
just a complete mess really
cringe when i think about it, especially since she came up to me, which never happens! fucked it big time

shit boy!! i HATE that, it seems like you're stuck in a time warp when it happens

[particle-jim]

My local Primark is the site of H G Wells' birth.
(Jim, you'll get a kick out of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromley )

Yeah, represent!
haha totally forgot gary rhodes lives in bromley, i actually know his next door neighbour... she is fully peng

[christophera]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/

wtf?! she's fucking buff

what happened lol?

i don't know lol
i just couldn\t engage in conversation, like i didnt ask her any questions, any of the basic stuff
didn\t know who she was til i got back home and checked her facebook, to which i sent an exciatable message
which se as yet to reply or accept my friend request
just a complete mess really
cringe when i think about it, especially since she came up to me, which never happens! fucked it big time

shit boy!! i HATE that, it seems like you're stuck in a time warp when it happens

consider it the higher self saying she ain't right for you loud and clear

[hackman]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/

wtf?! she's fucking buff

what happened lol?

i don't know lol
i just couldn\t engage in conversation, like i didnt ask her any questions, any of the basic stuff
didn\t know who she was til i got back home and checked her facebook, to which i sent an exciatable message
which se as yet to reply or accept my friend request
just a complete mess really
cringe when i think about it, especially since she came up to me, which never happens! fucked it big time

shit boy!! i HATE that, it seems like you're stuck in a time warp when it happens

consider it the higher self saying she ain't right for you loud and clear

haha

[incnic]

she is F1T IM0

[64hz]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/

wtf?! she's fucking buff

what happened lol?

i don't know lol
i just couldn\t engage in conversation, like i didnt ask her any questions, any of the basic stuff
didn\t know who she was til i got back home and checked her facebook, to which i sent an exciatable message
which se as yet to reply or accept my friend request
just a complete mess really
cringe when i think about it, especially since she came up to me, which never happens! fucked it big time

shit boy!! i HATE that, it seems like you're stuck in a time warp when it happens

haha i had a situation just like this the other night, me and her sat there watching shit tv with massive pauses in between talking, i thought it was a trainwreck of a night, but she says she really enjoyed herself and weve met up since

[noam]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/

wtf?! she's fucking buff

what happened lol?

i don't know lol
i just couldn\t engage in conversation, like i didnt ask her any questions, any of the basic stuff
didn\t know who she was til i got back home and checked her facebook, to which i sent an exciatable message
which se as yet to reply or accept my friend request
just a complete mess really
cringe when i think about it, especially since she came up to me, which never happens! fucked it big time

shit boy!! i HATE that, it seems like you're stuck in a time warp when it happens

haha i had a situation just like this the other night, me and her sat there watching shit tv with massive pauses in between talking, i thought it was a trainwreck of a night, but she says she really enjoyed herself and weve met up since

i've had times exactly like that, where i've been bored shitless but the girl im with apparently had a great time, its just that they really like you, the same would be if the role was reversed, you'd just be peaking off the fact you're with 'that' girl you like

either way, result!

[nowaysj]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/

wtf?! she's fucking buff

what happened lol?

Go to that page, one photo to the right, looks like she's packing.

[the acid never lies]

About a week ago I literally walked into David Miliband at Embankment tube station. I would have made some witty barbed comment if I wasn't so baffled and caught off guard... but I didn't.

I once shared a platform with Tariq Ali (but only to introduce him)

Went to a packed out party in a tiny flat once. Somebody told me "Peached Geldoff is here". Didn't meet her. I was well pleased.

I have a friend whose parents live in Primrose Hill opposite the park. The house next door used to belong to Friedrich Engels.

I was auditioned for a part on Harry Potter (the first one). Didn't even make it as an extra.

My granddad was prime minister of Peru...

...and just to balance that out, my great uncle was part of the Resistence with the partisans in fascist Italy where he assumed a secret identity as an Italian officer. We played backgammon once, but he died before I learnt his story.

[Capture pt]

I was auditioned for a part on Harry Potter (the first one). Didn't even make it as an extra.

haha - me too.

I got through two selection rounds, but alas - also did not even make an extra.

[nowaysj]

Okay,

Was caught stealing a bagel by Martin Sheen not 20 minutes after having our collective ass chewed out for crew eating all the actor's food. He really couldn't say anything, it was a B film, half the budget was going to him, a real low point in his life, I'm sure.

Had kyle field sing me many forlorn toons on starlight and sodium filled evenings. no homo.

Was ranked 28th in the world cod4.

Father's former boss was pissed on by Gerald Ford, had his suit dry cleaned ON THE SPOT.

Got more, just pacing myself.

[isiahfire]

This is my Great Uncle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Coh ... enturer%29

I interviewed Todd Edwards and bought him a Nandos.

http://www.pycsessions.com/2010/11/inte ... ds-part-2/

[WhosZena]

Getting frequently questioned/pictured by strangers
...For some unknown reason

Reckon im one of those disconnected celebrities

Becoming accustom to going out now

[noam]

This is my Great Uncle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Coh ... enturer%29

winner.

[wubstep]

One of my dad's best mates used to be in Madness.

Was the drummer, couldn't drum.
Was the singer, couldn't sing.
Was the manager, couldn't manage.

Got the boot & they went on to become a household name

[noam]

this norwegian celebrity came and started talking to me at monocult when i was on k, made a bit of a fool of myself
http://www.charlottethorstvedt.no/

wtf?! she's fucking buff

what happened lol?

Go to that page, one photo to the right, looks like she's packing.

want.

[Sheff]

yummy

[capo ultra]

I DJ'd for Joey Barton last night! His mate requested Wile Out by Lady Dynamite. I didn't have it. He didn't put a cigar out in my eye!

[the acid never lies]

Getting frequently questioned/pictured by strangers
...For some unknown reason

Reckon im one of those disconnected celebrities

Becoming accustom to going out now

Lookalike or perv-magnet?

[Phigure]

Uma Thurman ate my crepe

it was this little crepe stand in Saint Tropez. I ordered a nutella crepe, and the tnuc was behind me in line, ordered the same thing, and she got it first

IT WAS FUCKING MINE