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I'm shit at approaching and instigating contact with women so I don't do it. the problem comes when I still manage to fuck it up when they do it to me.

noam pretty much said it already, best advice so far OP.

noam wrote:masturbate less

noam wrote:and masturbate more

VicarOfDub wrote:noam pretty much said it already, best advice so far OP.

noam wrote:masturbate less

noam wrote:and masturbate more

Now is this a week long cycle?

QuestionableCause wrote:I'm shit at approaching and instigating contact with women so I don't do it. the problem comes when I still manage to fuck it up when they do it to me.

Every time I get hit on by a girl I am too drunk to notice. Every fucking time.

VicarOfDub wrote:noam pretty much said it already, best advice so far OP.

noam wrote:masturbate less

EAT BARE CHICKEN AND FISH

noam wrote:and masturbate more

Then sit back at the point of climax and watch yourself re-create the end of ghostbusters.

^^^ or this:

NilsFG wrote:

QuestionableCause wrote:I'm shit at approaching and instigating contact with women so I don't do it. the problem comes when I still manage to fuck it up when they do it to me.

Every time I get hit on by a girl I am too drunk to notice. Every fucking time.

Then how did you know they were hitting on you?

Raggles wrote:

NilsFG wrote:

QuestionableCause wrote:I'm shit at approaching and instigating contact with women so I don't do it. the problem comes when I still manage to fuck it up when they do it to me.

Every time I get hit on by a girl I am too drunk to notice. Every fucking time.

Then how did you know they were hitting on you?

Because hindsight is 20/20.

NilsFG wrote:

Raggles wrote:

NilsFG wrote:

QuestionableCause wrote:I'm shit at approaching and instigating contact with women so I don't do it. the problem comes when I still manage to fuck it up when they do it to me.

Every time I get hit on by a girl I am too drunk to notice. Every fucking time.

Then how did you know they were hitting on you?

Because hindsight is 20/20.

that sounds like a shit song lyric

noam wrote:

NilsFG wrote:

Raggles wrote:

NilsFG wrote:

QuestionableCause wrote:I'm shit at approaching and instigating contact with women so I don't do it. the problem comes when I still manage to fuck it up when they do it to me.

Every time I get hit on by a girl I am too drunk to notice. Every fucking time.

Then how did you know they were hitting on you?

Because hindsight is 20/20.

that sounds like a shit song lyric

And it probably is a shit song lyric but it's the damn truth.

shave, put on a crisp white t shirt, some straight leg jeans and plain leather trainers then head to one of those bars where emasculated cuckoldistas exchange moustache trimming tips and soundbites from guardian book reviews. upon entry look every one of the girlfriends' of these perfumed trend peddling penis-surrenderers in the eye, order a soft drink from the bar and sit quietly in the corner as they take turns to come and whisper their phone numbers in your ear.

it'll look something like a lynx advert filmed at corsica studios.

James Kofi wrote:shave, put on a crisp white t shirt, some straight leg jeans and plain leather trainers then head to one of those bars where emasculated cuckoldistas exchange moustache trimming tips and soundbites from guardian book reviews. upon entry look every one of the girlfriends' of these perfumed trend peddling penis-surrenderers in the eye, order a soft drink from the bar and sit quietly in the corner as they take turns to come and whisper their phone numbers in your ear.

it'll look something like a lynx advert filmed at corsica studios.

pahahaha that is some sage advice

James Kofi wrote:shave, put on a crisp white t shirt, some straight leg jeans and plain leather trainers then head to one of those bars where emasculated cuckoldistas exchange moustache trimming tips and soundbites from guardian book reviews. upon entry look every one of the girlfriends' of these perfumed trend peddling penis-surrenderers in the eye, order a soft drink from the bar and sit quietly in the corner as they take turns to come and whisper their phone numbers in your ear.

it'll look something like a lynx advert filmed at corsica studios.

great return

noam wrote:

James Kofi wrote:shave, put on a crisp white t shirt, some straight leg jeans and plain leather trainers then head to one of those bars where emasculated cuckoldistas exchange moustache trimming tips and soundbites from guardian book reviews. upon entry look every one of the girlfriends' of these perfumed trend peddling penis-surrenderers in the eye, order a soft drink from the bar and sit quietly in the corner as they take turns to come and whisper their phone numbers in your ear.

it'll look something like a lynx advert filmed at corsica studios.

great return

imagine I heard a man say tumma ain't funny had to lif up laptop and put the post to his head like "what did he say???!!!!"

lol whaat am i drunk yes i fuckin am

coffee shops are THE #1 spot for peeps on the prowl

casual environment without the drunk judgement, watering holes for readers/writers/artists/students/musicians/etc. who may have hobbies on display (i.e. a good book you've read, a pair of headphones indicating he/she's an audiophile, etc.) that make the first approach easy, and always at least one cute dude or lady tucked away in the corner by themselves, looking lonely and ready for prince(ss) charming to come along for a chat over a nice latte


(my last relationship started in a coffee shop)

I'm on the way mate gettin smashed 2k12 got work tomoz crudem

bela wrote:coffee shops are THE #1 spot for peeps on the prowl

casual environment without the drunk judgement, watering holes for readers/writers/artists/students/musicians/etc. who may have hobbies on display (i.e. a good book you've read, a pair of headphones indicating he/she's an audiophile, etc.) that make the first approach easy, and always at least one cute dude or lady tucked away in the corner by themselves, looking lonely and ready for prince(ss) charming to come along for a chat over a nice latte


(my last relationship started in a coffee shop)

Only problem with that is, that going to a coffee shop daily, in the hope you will meet a nice woman willing to give you some of her busy 'down' time is that it can be more expensive than seeing a prostitute a few times a week, especially the upmarket ones (coffee shops that is, not prostitutes). Plus you are surrounded people who refer to themselves as 'creatives' because they own a macbook.

bela wrote:coffee shops are THE #1 spot for peeps on the prowl

casual environment without the drunk judgement, watering holes for readers/writers/artists/students/musicians/etc. who may have hobbies on display (i.e. a good book you've read, a pair of headphones indicating he/she's an audiophile, etc.) that make the first approach easy, and always at least one cute dude or lady tucked away in the corner by themselves, looking lonely and ready for prince(ss) charming to come along for a chat over a nice latte


(my last relationship started in a coffee shop)

Everyone has their heads deeply in their laptops. Which to me completely contradicts the idea of going and sitting in a coffee shop. Why leave the house if you're gonna do exactly the same thing? And have to put on clothes. I don't understand those people.