Best Simpsons Moments

[kidshuffle]

Skinner: Now, as you all know, Springfield's 200th birthday is only a week away. Every class will do its part to make our local bicentennial just as memorable as our national bicentennial. Of course, you children are too young to remember that, with the possible exception of Kearney.

Kearney: [shaving] Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate.

[meanmrcustard]

[RKM]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yABu-dYfEhI simpsons related, look at the like tenth comment down

[kidshuffle]

and

"its nachos, flanders style! thats cucumber slices with cottage cheese!"

[garethom]

Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Superintendent Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

Superintendent Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.

Superintendent Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendent Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

Superintendent Chalmers: I see.

Superintendent Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Superintendent Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes

Superintendent Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.

Superintendent Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?

Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?

Superintendent Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Principal Skinner: Yes.

Superintendent Chalmers: May I see it?

Principal Skinner: No.



Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!

Principal Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights.

Superintendent Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.

[syrup]

that's a zoidberg noise at the end

[kidshuffle]

Pretty sure its originally from the three stooges or something - they've used it alot.

[magma]

[Riddles]

[therapist]

Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Superintendent Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

Superintendent Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.

Superintendent Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendent Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

Superintendent Chalmers: I see.

Superintendent Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Superintendent Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes

Superintendent Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.

Superintendent Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?

Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?

Superintendent Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Principal Skinner: Yes.

Superintendent Chalmers: May I see it?

Principal Skinner: No.



Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!

Principal Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights.

Superintendent Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.

Yeah, that has to be one of the best bits of dialogue ever written.

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Reverend Lovejoy:
While our organist is on a much needed vacation, we thought we'd try something new. So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!

Lisa:
Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?

Marge:
I think it is.

[garethom]

BC: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
HS: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

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[wub]

BC: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
HS: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

Had that a few pages back, you even commented on the fact it was a classic

http://www.dubstepforum.com/forum/viewt ... s#p3509546

[garethom]

Haha. Classics deserve to be dug up fairly regularly.

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the treehouse of horror with the dolphins is just brilliant

[magma]

Lisa: Where are the dice?
Todd: Daddy says dice are wicked!
Rod: We just move one square at a time. It's less fun that way.

[magma]

Todd: We don't have to play Football, do we Daddy?
Flanders: Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
Rod and Todd: Yaaaaayyy!!

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Lisa: OK, I finished editing the gardening sequence. . .
Homer: OK, from here we star wipe to a glamour shot of Flanders paying his bills, then we star wipe to Flanders brushing his teeth. . .
Lisa: Dad, there are other wipes besides star wipes. . .
Homer: Why eat hamburger when you can have steak?
Lisa: I’m taking my name off this thing.

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